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Carnage
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Posted on 12/26/2013 18:08:39
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I am cleaning my computer files in preparation for building my new computer and I came across some old funny logs and stuff.

First is from and old clan mate that most of you won't actually really know, but he was hilarious in teamspeak and played guitar pretty well. He was also one of the best zombie players ever. He got super wasted one night and it was hilarious fun. I don't think I have the corresponding video (it might be on my xfire) but here is the transcript. Enjoy.

20/10/2012 01:48:24 PLAYER JOIN MasterWu (718e68837425365541974f92e3f25ff3)
20/10/2012 01:48:27 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: wu ts
20/10/2012 01:48:47 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: not right now im fuckig hammered
20/10/2012 01:48:51 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: MasterWuuuuu teamspeak
20/10/2012 01:49:18 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: not riht now A
20/10/2012 01:49:22 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: noooooo
20/10/2012 01:49:24 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: I cant even stand
20/10/2012 01:49:32 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: wuuu u been drinking?
20/10/2012 01:49:41 CHAT PRIVATE MasterWu -> [ZÅ]MasterA: 8@ yes
20/10/2012 01:50:04 CHAT PRIVATE MasterWu -> [ZÅ]MasterA: 8@ too manyshots of rum and too much blue moon
20/10/2012 01:50:40 CHAT GLOBAL ÑE» Urgent: no u have shitty server
20/10/2012 01:50:46 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: tstfu urgent
20/10/2012 01:50:52 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: thsi server s gerat
20/10/2012 01:51:01 CHAT GLOBAL ÑE» Urgent: whats shut the fuck up im stupid like teh rest of u guys are
20/10/2012 01:51:11 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: why u fucking mad urgetntt
20/10/2012 01:51:33 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: i'd be mad too if i was as bad as you urgent
20/10/2012 01:51:37 CHAT GLOBAL ÑE» Urgent: oh bastred porbleay doesent knwo how to mute rcon command prompt
20/10/2012 01:51:42 CHAT PRIVATE [ZÅ]MasterA -> MasterWu: 9@ wu pls calm down
20/10/2012 01:51:54 CHAT PRIVATE MasterWu -> [ZÅ]MasterA: 8@ okayt
20/10/2012 01:53:08 CHAT TEAM MasterWu: stnad under os
20/10/2012 01:53:18 CHAT PRIVATE MasterWu -> [ZÅ]MasterA: 8@ stand under os
20/10/2012 01:54:18 CHAT TEAM [ZÅ]MasterA: go
20/10/2012 01:54:48 CHAT TEAM MasterWu: sjtop alsdering no neo therer
20/10/2012 01:55:17 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: mobies drop nadeesd lardy learn the serer
20/10/2012 01:55:42 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: 12k game nice
20/10/2012 01:55:42 CHAT CLAN [ZÅ]PiRatE: he really is drunk lol
20/10/2012 01:56:44 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: lucky wu
20/10/2012 01:56:48 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: sucjks to sklducklj
20/10/2012 01:57:11 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: suaklheaio
20/10/2012 01:59:28 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: wat hapepn
20/10/2012 02:00:00 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: wohhhoohnohooh
20/10/2012 02:00:00 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: lucky that warping zombie
20/10/2012 02:00:06 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: got me off
20/10/2012 02:01:19 GAME DEATH (4) MasterWu was killed by RabdSquirls.
20/10/2012 02:01:24 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: wta dshf;lkasjdf
20/10/2012 02:01:34 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: TOES!!
20/10/2012 02:02:55 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: wooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeahhhhhhhhh
20/10/2012 02:04:11 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: pirate expand your vocab beyaond two words
20/10/2012 02:04:20 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]PiRatE: ?
20/10/2012 02:04:25 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: yo wu are u leaving?
20/10/2012 02:04:40 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: ytou cant say dr@t
20/10/2012 02:04:43 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: anymore
20/10/2012 02:04:45 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: rofl
20/10/2012 02:04:51 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: dat workd sfiltjeklrjejrsajk
20/10/2012 02:05:23 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: congrats A!!!!!!
20/10/2012 02:05:23 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Vulture: nice MasterA <3
20/10/2012 02:05:28 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: ty
20/10/2012 02:05:59 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: this is killing my CPM I should leave.........................
20/10/2012 02:06:05 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: ye
20/10/2012 02:07:45 CHAT GLOBAL Corwin: sry drunk
20/10/2012 02:07:51 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: ????
20/10/2012 02:07:58 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: dont appolozginlae to mere
20/10/2012 02:07:59 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]PiRatE: hey carnSmile
20/10/2012 02:08:05 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: hi
20/10/2012 02:08:06 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: apsdfnlasbgfohadfsn hi carnlakge
20/10/2012 02:08:13 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: hi drunk
20/10/2012 02:08:22 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: hola amigjoooooo
20/10/2012 02:08:43 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: im a fucking pokemon
20/10/2012 02:08:56 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Vulture: Ash Ketchup
20/10/2012 02:09:02 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: catsoup
20/10/2012 02:09:21 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: wu how much did you drink tonight?
20/10/2012 02:09:29 CHAT PRIVATE MasterWu -> [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: 14@ too muchlasjdfjhask
20/10/2012 02:10:19 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: am i fucking snaping now tupip
20/10/2012 02:11:00 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
in joining!
20/10/2012 02:12:38 GAME DEATH (1) MasterWu died.
20/10/2012 02:12:41 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: oopys dooopsysudf
20/10/2012 02:12:50 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: OMFG LOL
20/10/2012 02:13:10 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]PiRatE: typekill lol
20/10/2012 02:13:30 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: oh look it half, by ZA rules i can leave and it no rq
20/10/2012 02:13:34 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: becuae that makes sense
20/10/2012 02:13:46 CHAT CLAN [ZÅ]PiRatE:hes really drunk
20/10/2012 02:13:56 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: yes he is pirate
20/10/2012 02:14:27 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: nnnnnnnnn
20/10/2012 02:14:43 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: COME AT ME POKEMON
20/10/2012 02:14:57 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: trol fitejre
20/10/2012 02:15:08 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: dude we shuodl ladder
20/10/2012 02:15:32 CHAT TEAM ¹Desired¹: LOL THEY havent noticed me yet
20/10/2012 02:15:45 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: desire is to the right of the red base ledge
20/10/2012 02:15:49 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: now they notice you
20/10/2012 02:16:07 CHAT GLOBAL ¹Desired¹: nope they havent noticed me
20/10/2012 02:16:25 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: drat
20/10/2012 02:16:30 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: amirite
20/10/2012 02:16:53 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: wu come to ts
20/10/2012 02:16:54 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: tdd i get coomendat or lap that much?
20/10/2012 02:17:05 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: mwf ot za
20/10/2012 02:17:19 GAME DEATH (4) warrior777 was killed by MasterWu.
20/10/2012 02:17:24 CHAT GLOBAL MasterWu: sucks to suck
20/10/2012 02:17:26 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]Çärñàgé: come to nwg ts wu
20/10/2012 02:18:27 CHAT GLOBAL [ZÅ]MasterA: wu just passed out
20/10/2012 02:18:48 GAME END The game has ended.
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends

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Posted on 12/26/2013 18:14:34
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LMAO, this reminds me or when Tina would come in the server drunk lol
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Posted on 12/26/2013 18:31:34
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hahahaha wu would do that
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Posted on 12/26/2013 20:35:34
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Link wrote:
LMAO, this reminds me or when Tina would come in the server drunk lol

LOL i would pay to see that lol!
 
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Posted on 12/26/2013 21:11:07
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Wu was ZA + right? Wow he never acted like that before he retired lol.
 
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Posted on 12/26/2013 21:36:55
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He was in the clan as Master Wu and then left due to personal ideals. He then came back for a while as +. Most of y'all were not around when he was here as Master Wu in ZA. He was an avid participant in "Zombies on Halo", our teamspeak podcast that many of the olden (now gone) members used to do.
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends

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Posted on 12/26/2013 23:23:27
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LMFAO! I remember that day. It was so hilarious in TeamSpeak and he would type all drunkish too. He even got kills by lapping around on top of Death Island by being drunk. xD
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Posted on 12/28/2013 11:46:28
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lmfao, wu was so cool, i only knew him when he was retired but still lol
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Posted on 12/31/2013 15:02:28
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LOL! I love all the typos! I laughed.
 
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