You are... An Orc. Cruel, capable, and unspeakably violent... soldier of Middle Earth blah blah blah... into scary-looking body modifications(don't define piercings as scary... or tattoos)... people cross the street just to avoid you (that's just rude).... Please don't come to any of our parties.
All I got from this is that I'm awesome and that I party too hard. Stop pissing me off...
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.