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A Man's Perfect Day
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| SkyDiv3r17 |
Posted on 09/11/2013 00:35:12
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The perfect day for a man: 6:00 Alarm. 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast, and coffee. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport. 8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with dancing female crew. 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from supermodel. 7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Obama resigns. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 oz. New York Strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11:45 Go to bed. 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch dog leave the room. 11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
-10/10 would read again
This was posted by a guy at my college. I thought it was so epic, I had to share xD.
(Edited, sorry about that!)
Edited by SkyDiv3r17 on 09/11/2013 14:36:00
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| Dudeman |
Posted on 09/11/2013 00:54:50
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SkyDiv3r17 wrote:
**Warning** Adult content.
The perfect day for a man: 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 *******. 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast, and coffee. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport. 8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 *******. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel. 7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Obama resigns. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 oz. New York Strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Have ******* with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11:45 Go to bed. 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch dog leave the room. 11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
-10/10 would read again
This was posted by a guy at my college. I thought it was so epic, I had to share xD.
Lucky this is my day tomorrow
8:00 Alarms Go Off
8:05 Push Snooze
8:20 Roommate Knocks On Door To Turn Off Alarms
8:25 Wake Up
8:45 Make Coffee
9:00 Log On To Campus (Website for Course Homework)
9:15 Start Papers (Need 3 by tomorrow  )
11:15 Finish the first one
11:30 Leave for School
11:45 Get to School
11:45-12:30 Try to find a parking spot
12:30-6:45 Class
6:45-7:30 Spend 45 minutes walking out to a car that I had to park in bum**** nowhere
8:00 Get Home
8:10 Tell People to get on LoL
10:00 Sleep
8:00 Repeat
Edited by stunt1man on 09/11/2013 00:56:52
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 09/11/2013 09:57:49
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Joined: 20.11.10
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8:00Am wake up.
8:05Am: Eva mendes walk in and serve me breakfast (eggs, bacon, wheat toast, home deep fried potato)
9pm- i clean up breakfast food on the ground.
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| SkyDiv3r17 |
Posted on 09/11/2013 13:08:20
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Posts: 437
Joined: 25.10.12
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Dudeman wrote:
11:45-12:30 Try to find a parking spot
Story of my life.
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| Vulture |
Posted on 09/11/2013 13:26:02
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Joined: 25.08.12
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RazNinjaMike wrote:
8:00Am wake up.
8:05Am: Eva mendes walk in and serve me breakfast (eggs, bacon, wheat toast, home deep fried potato)
9pm- i clean up breakfast food on the ground.
the end.
Raz's life:
8:00AM Wake up.
8:10AM Eat hamburgers for breakfast.
9:00AM Be a noob.
10:00AM Be more noob.
11:00AM Teach someone else to become a noob like him.
12:00PM Eat more hamburgers for lunch.
1:00PM Throw away all the used up Eva Mendes and Mila Kunis magazines in the dustbin because they're fat and ugly.
2:00PM to 5:00PM Be the noobiest one in the world from those timezones.
6:00PM Ocelots for dinner. (Hat will not be amused.) xd
7:00PM Kill a noob during nightly manhunt for the Best Noob of the Year Award.
8:00PM Early bedtime for this hard working noob who spent his whole day being a noob that he is.
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| Revenge |
Posted on 09/11/2013 21:52:53
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Posts: 1297
Joined: 28.06.12
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9:00 AM - Wake up
9:30 AM - Get out of bed
10:00 AM - Get out of bed
10:30 AM - Leave shower
10:31 AM - Drink water
9:00 PM - Sleep
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