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FC_SlimJim
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Posted on 05/27/2011 14:13:30
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 Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry and told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, and it better be there!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.
 
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Posted on 05/27/2011 14:53:51
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 lol!
 
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ZA HarbingerOTime
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 XD That is to freaken awesome
"I don't want a game with a fake gun I want a REAL FAKE GUN!" Airsoft ftw

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 Haha, I like this joke.
 
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 ROFL
 
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Posted on 05/27/2011 19:58:28
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 haha! nice one mate, i'm gonna have to tell others that one.
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 Good one x3
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 lolz
 
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ZA Luna
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Posted on 05/27/2011 23:49:27
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 this should be on 1000 ways to die xD
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Posted on 05/28/2011 01:19:02
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 haha, Definately!
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