" I Knew You Couldnt Resist My Shiii. I Got The Shakes That Make You Quake! I Got The Fries That Will Cross Your Eyes! I Got The Burgers, Well I Just got Burgers.... "
Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!
Register Woman: Guns. Mask. You sure you all don't wanna grab some condoms?
Nick: No. Why?
Register Woman: Because this is usually what men buy before they rape someone.
Chet: Oh, we're not rapists! Us two, small fries? No way.
[she gives them a cold unbelieving look]
Register Woman: Is it gonna be cash or credit for your rape kit?
[Chet put a box of hamburger slider kit on the counter]
Chet: Hey, is a slider station in a rape kit? Cause we're gettin' one of those too.
Nick: We'll pay cash.
Chet: Not into rape, just into sliders.
Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
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"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER IN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?! NOBODY! THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT?!"
-eXiLe- wrote:
" I Knew You Couldnt Resist My Shiii. I Got The Shakes That Make You Quake! I Got The Fries That Will Cross Your Eyes! I Got The Burgers, Well I Just got Burgers.... "
- CheeseBurger Eddy From Longest Yard
lol as soon i started readin that i knew who said that
"hey ladies this is football, not ballsballs"
adam sandler longest yard
Alan Garner: [while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, what's wrong?
Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.
lol the other guys had its moments but i thought most of the time it tried and sorta failed -.-
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I can only assume by your cavalier attitude that you have yet partake in the wonderment that is the Pancakewich. Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!
I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell
Edited by Dudeman on 06/09/2012 04:20:28
