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The savages' venom
Drkinferno
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Posted on 03/27/2012 23:58:11
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"A quite an old diary entry, recently found along the swamps of beaver creek and 343 guilty sparks. The diary was covered in mud and was just barely able to be read. Apparently the diary was written by an anthroplogist studying the local tribes living amongst us."

May 3rd, 2009

After organizing our belongings, we, that is i and a few of my colleagues, set out to study the local IS'lanwana tribe. The locals werent too chirpy about us being here. However, after some time, the natives have gotten used to our presence, and have continued with daily life. I had decided to sneak a little.... contraband (as my overseer forbids alcohol... even a little wine.... ) The mosquitos in this place are horrible. Why i must've been bitten up dozens of times. I shall expect to come down with a case of malaria within a week!

May 14th 2009
another representative from the company. Now what does he want?! All we hear all day is not enough research this not enough progress that. Damn it, some people just dont realize that progress takes time. You cant just put a road through here and expect
May 25th, 2009
The natives are learning our lanquage, english. Thats good. I learned some of their lanquage as well. Something like "Coitago lolicquanino chewchew kamowi grues." something about extracting something from a "plant or creature?" called a grue,,, whatever that is

"Some of the pages went on to more research, the tribe's daily life :hunting fishing, repairing canoes etc. A number of pages however were muddied, and could not be read. "

June 3rd 2009

A young villager came into the village late at night, probally had a nightmare or something "scratched out" Hmm the village elder or shaman is talking to the young man. Said something along the lines of "to be cut? to be bitten? or something like that" Probally the villager's intended mid night meal had kissed him goodbye hahahaha.... Wait... Oh My God! The shaman just shoved his spear into the man's head! Jesus christ! There really isnt civilized folk out here!

June 13th 2009

Its been awhile since i've made an entry. That is because we have been introduced to a thing (its not a plant and its not a creature... well one i havent seen). The natives tell me that the thing is cursed. That those who are cut by it are doomed to feed forever? hmm i could use some food now hahaha. So our guide asked why bother with it? Well apparently cutting part of the leaves gives a certain power to those of great willpower"I could not figure out exactly what this thing, he described was. The diary entry was ruined due to the fact it was smeared with a mix of blood and mud.

June 16th 2009

I overheard my boss talking to on of the men from one of the major controlling factions or clans in the world. Apparently they believe that this plant thing or whatever has an untapped power. So they're sending a team in to collect samples. Whatever i say, just whatever gets me out sooner.

June 20th 2009

I heard there was an accident over the collection of samples. Apparently, someone collecting said sample was cut by the sharp ends. The man was given some anti-biotics and a bandage as well as being told to suck it up. hahahah i lolled so hard i nearly threw up.

June 25th 2009

Apparently, we're being pulled out of the area for.... treat... ment? Sure medical shots are given as procedure of going into any potentially diseased area, but this is different. They wouldnt answer our questions. As well as rushing us away onto that damned pelican pfft...

june 26th 2009

My god! there wasnt any disease! Those damned bastards are testing that shit on us! I dont know what they injected us with, however pete's flakes of dead skin came off! Blissters broke out on susan's body. I dont know what, but i am escaping from this wretched place TONITE!

june ah to hell with it i dont know

I have been sloshing through this swamp water all day. I try to make it on dry land, but theese damn mosquitos and driving me crazy! I think i saw a crocodile stare at me. It looked off like it was alive but had rotted in bits and parts of its body

....

....... arrghhhhhfgspfj "Diary has scribbles and written in dried blood (WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY??)

it hurts .... it hurts.... its too dark to see... my leg is broken.... i cant get away from the shore.... i can see a rotting crocodile swimming ever closer to me



"The diary had been found approximately 21 miles away from the IS'lanwana tribe, natives to the beaver creek swamp outlands. The interesting thing, is that this takes place a few months before the mass zombie outbreak at the FC Research center at Infinity. Even stranger, is that the
IS'lanwana tribe had been declared extinct a few days after the date of entry"
 
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Posted on 03/28/2012 00:11:05
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Grin Love it! Love the end as well!!
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TL;DR

sup drk
Edited by Sarge on 03/28/2012 01:24:55
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damn that was good
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Sarge wrote:
TL;DR

sup drk




Well if you didn't read it, i'm gonna kick your ass until you do read it Grin
 
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