Wanker
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Prologue:
... Five people are sitting in a dark room. Two males are tied to chairs. One man is interrogating them. The remaining two ... are hitting and kicking the men strapped to the chairs.
??: Now now now gentlemen, you know we only want the rcon. Why cant we be friends?
1st Prisoner: F*** YOU! MAN! "man punches captured man until he bleeds" AGGGHH
2nd Prisoner: YOU'LL NEVER WIN
"?? gets angry and shoots the man in the knee" ??: ITS NOT ABOUT WINNING! THIS IS REVENGE!
??: i'm done here, kill them both
man 1: gladly
"prisoner 2 looks up at the man, just as he pulls the trigger" BAM
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Prologue 2:
Drkinferno: aggh where am i? wheres hat?
Interrogator: Who are you? "KISS MY ASS!"(DRK gets shocked for this)
Drkinferno: aghghghghghghgh shit!
Interrogator: DO NOT F**K with us Drk, we know when you are lying!
Drkinferno: how the hell do you know who i am?!
Interrogator: that is not important! WHat is important is that most ZA IS DEAD OR INFECTED! OUR ALLIES HAVE ABANDONED US! WAR IS BREAKING OUT! AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Drk: whos war?! and what the hell are you pinning this shit on me (drk gets shocked again) ARRRRRGGHHRGGRHRG
Interrogator: Lets start from the begining, shall we? We know for sure that the infamous terrorist shawn had tried a terrorist attack and failed.
Drk: ah shawn, that bastard
End of prologue 2
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Part 1- The attack
adder and slim are in a room discussing something, when slim pulls out a dossier "whats that?" asks adder. "Its a dossier on the terrorist, shawn" replied slim. "By the way, you'll be the head of the shawn department". "What?" said adder, "Why me, and not say, raz, bagles, or hell why not drk?" "because you're in the same room as me, now get at it" adder groaned at the thought of this. He was afterall, a founding member, such a position should not fall on him. Adder, made his way out the door, down to the parking lot, when he was stopped by his old comrade Dudeman. "hey adder, we're all going to chrion for some paintball, and then afterwards head to Jill's Sandwiches (resident evil reference) for a burger and some beer, wanna come? Then again, that scumbag Drk will try and cheat again, so you'll be useful" adder replied "Can't, the wife wants me home by 9:30, as well as i need to meet up with a noob." "you mean ?(insert noob's name here) jking" "nah i gotta-" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM HOLY SHIT! what was that?" cried dudeman
A large exlplosion had rocked the area, the office in which slim had been in was hit. "Slim was in there hurry!" adder said. Adder and dudeman made their way to slims office, but by the time they had gotten there. The security was on lock down and they could not see what was going on.
"damn it, slim please be okay" thought adder to himself
in the distance they could see wings, head of internal security talking amongst several admins "I dont know what could've happen, i mean, the bomb was in brief case."
Adder: and is some all right?
WIngs: comon adder, we all know slim can take a sniper shot to the face at point blank range (or at least that is how it seems) and brush it off like nothing.
Dudeman: He's alive?
Wings: Yes of course, but he has been rocked up worse than a blonde- nvm. Anyways, that means that you adder, are the surpeme ruler of za, well until slim recovers that is
Adder: any leads?
wings: shawn, shawn, shawn again, and woh, didnt expect this.... SHAWN
Dudeman: Shawn has gone too far, he must pay! Send a strike team to be rid of him once and for all!
Wings: taken care of
End of part 1
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Before part 2:
Interrogator: all right, slim had been attacked, adder placed in charge, and we know wings sent you (which is drk), carnage, raz, and bagles to stop shawn. Shawn was selling weapons to tribes in terraria in an attempt to incite the locals to rebel against za's colonization plans
Drk: ah carnage, raz, bagles, 3 wonderful guys, ones you'd share a fox hole with
"one interrogator to the other": what the hell is he rambling about?
Drkinferno: oh yea, shawn, we came to terraria to stop shawn
End of Before part 2
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Part 2:
"Carnage is flying the plane bringing in raz, drk, and bagles to parachute out of a plane"
Carnage: we should have plenty of time to drop in, take out shawn,and head home
Raz: destination coordinates?
Carnage: The location is just above the clown tribe's village
bagles: greaaaaaaat clowns, oh clowns.... shit why couldnt it be creepers (creepers gonna creep)
Drk: all right times up lets do this! "Drk raz and bagles jump out of the plane and release their parachutes"
Raz: we should expect a rough landing
Drk: you dont say?
Bagles: all right we're here. Lets move out
Drk: time for some senseless violence beforehand
" this scene of senseless violence has been cut due to complaints from from every organization and union out there"
raz: damn
"raz, bagles, and drk move out and see slim"
raz: drk do you see him?
drk: noooo i only have my sights on him
bagles: we should have 2 minutes until pick up.
raz: FIRE! "drk hits shawn in the head"
bagles: lets go!
"the 3 man team makes a run for it
carnage: hurry up! they're getting the gattling guns out! this plane wont get us home like that!
drk: i know
"drk jumps out of the plane"
raz: are you out of your mind?!
drK: yes, but i accidentally held in w on my keyboard and fell off
"after some time of destroying terrarean clown tribalsm drk looks around only to see a fist go into his face" POW! thats gotta hurt...
a few hours later....
drk: aggggh my head "drk looks up to see the terrorist leader shawn, looking back at him" YOU WE KILLED YOU!
Shawn: you did, but i always respawn, gues you could call me... a cockroach perphaps?
???: AH drkinferno, we have so much time to make up for...
Drk: i know that voice
end of part 2
to be continued
Edited by Drkinferno on 03/18/2012 19:23:29 |
