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the mini divisions- real reason
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 03/13/2012 23:35:56
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years have passed since the end of the zombie war. Children are safe to play at night, men can drink in peace, and hot blondes... well you know the rest. however, the threat of zombies remains. Carnage and masterA have been given the important task of training noobs to fight future zombie wars (insert picture of carnage in a marine corps drill seargant style yelling at a noob, damn that noob is good with camo, didnt see him at target practice).....
with rebuilding, we need resources, numpty and others were contracted to set up a colony in the new world.. terraria. there, he and the colonists set up houses.... until the kamikaze clowns or whatever (the local clown tribes) disagreed with their presence.
drkinferno (myself) and others were assigned to go back to the past to stop the zombie invasion... (however thanks to a certain someone's lack of physics skills) we were sent back too far.. in the middle of the quake and doom wars (and the post quake/doom war duke nukem 3d riots)
and then huggy and bagles created an airborne unit, known as the halo jumpers (based off the old ZAACD "Zombie assassins Airborne Combat Division" whose reputation for fierce fighting was honed in the zwd/zwg war, the hb crisis,the fc and za skrimishes and the rsc and oc conflicts... ) the airborne unit is expected expected for deployment in mid 2013 as well as potentially ranking in prowess and prestige as ZFEST (ZOmbie assasins first encounter strike team), ZASFs (Zombie Assassins special forces) and the infamous FC Force recon (full of compassion, touching people's hearts a mile away)
now, vigil was creating a war simulator (called call of duty) where soldiers join into a virtual reality realm where soldiers train and fight... promotions are based off this.
to ensure the tradition of sniping amongst za personnell, phoenix has taken it upon himself to train future za snipers. the training will be a very meticulous process and is expected for dificulties in future... there is a 10% success rate, but those that pass are tough as hell
Classified Information: unauthorized viewing of material is grounds for treason, and penalties may result in being shot 9000 dies... survivors will be shot again... or forced to be zombie on infinty bridge camp, with shotguns for the rest of eternity
to admin (think of them as officers):reconnaissance has reported sightings of what appears to be a flying reptile (a dragon if you will), in a small area code named "elder scrolls". Bvigil is conducting a series of tests to train "dragon born" or domesticated dragons in use for battle. such a power would be quite useful in any future military endeavors. however, this is not an offensive weapon and failure is expected if the dragonborn unit is attacked
---: the SOG
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| iloveboobies |
Posted on 03/13/2012 23:39:39
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all this is happening while Church , ruler of the human race, sits back and lets his little knights fight off the nasty zombies
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 03/13/2012 23:53:53
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Admin
Posts: 6130
Joined: 20.11.10
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AHHMAZING!
WHERE'S THAT DAMN "LIKE" BUTTON?
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| Carnage |
Posted on 03/13/2012 23:59:12
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Super Admin
Posts: 4245
Joined: 28.09.11
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Nice!!
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 03/14/2012 03:55:28
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 9035
Joined: 31.07.11
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WIN
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 03/14/2012 04:25:21
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 5303
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Lol I knew one day someone would do this!!! But dam, so soon 
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| ZA BlackAdder |
Posted on 03/14/2012 17:10:19
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Super Admin
Posts: 2419
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bad ass story good job
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 03/14/2012 17:41:42
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 2309
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Dear God... This is amazing... Just reading this makes me wish the world was like this... And as Star said, WHERE'S THAT DAMN "LIKE" BUTTON?
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 03/14/2012 18:00:39
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1723
Joined: 16.11.10
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That. Is. Awesome.
Don't forget, theres zombies in Terraia as well.
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 03/14/2012 21:16:33
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Wanker
Posts: 908
Joined: 11.05.11
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time to make a fanfic involving these... all in one enjoy:
za training camp part 1: at .....7:30 in the morning god who's up at that hour. a simple noob was enjoying his rest when.... carnage plays his screamer avi in noob's ear (WAHHHHHHHHHH, cries the screamer) CARNAGE: WAKE UP NOOB!
Time travel (classics part 1): admin: all right drk, you and your team will be sent to the past in 2009 and stop the zombie invasion... Drkinferno: got it boss. Admin: hit the machine in 3... 2...1...
drk and his team are sent to the year 1998..... Drk: uh what the hell? this is 14 years ago!!!
the airborne part 1: Bagles:ALL RIGHT NOOBS! time to jump! "bagles pushes the nearest noob out of the plane"
trainee: bagles sir! he didnt have a parachute
bagles: ah shit.... this never happened!!! Trainee: but sir it did happ- "bagles pushes trainee 2 out of plane"
Call of duty part 1: bvigil almost done with simula- DAMN IT DTOP TBAGGING! this simulator will be the pride and joy of the internet, no longer will kids be able to scream and cry, no longer shall they spam our ears  (thats irony in case you didnt get that)
the dragon born: test 1: subject caused 4th degree burns (burned all the way through) to trainer.... trainer tasted like chicken mmm we should try that on our pows
test 2: dragon got pissed off and carried away trainer... both have been labled mia
test 3: "recording" dragon goes on rampage, i barely got out--- OH SHIT HE'S HERE AHHH- (recording cuts out there
test 4: dragon tries to mate will trainer...... trainer now has a shattered pelvis |
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| ZA BlackAdder |
Posted on 03/14/2012 22:17:43
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lol short & sweet, i like
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 03/15/2012 13:58:47
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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The airborne one's the funniest!
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