Dear princess celestia, today I learned that people can like things or not like things, but everyones still a good friend. Even if they are deferient, your faithful student Twilight Sparkle.
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ASk Ezrab, i have the mosted fucked up Omegle.com stuff EVER!
NEVA GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! - FROM DRK TO RON
The Sharp toothed zombie
Brains, the sharp toothed zombie(zombie), had a verysharp tooth! And if you ever saw him, you better turn the hell around and run! All of the other zombies, wouldn’t let poor Brains play any zombie games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, santa came to say “oh brains, with your tooth so sharp, wont you eat my wife tonight. And all of the zombiesloved him and shouted out with glee.
Driving through the snow-
Driving through the snow, in a one turret hog, shooting noobs all the way hahhaha. Making spent cartridges ring! Oh jingle bells and shotgun shells, running over noobs all the way. Blasting through the snow, in a one turret hog, pwning noobs all the way hahaha
Stranger: hi asl
You: Why hello
You: Im Xiao 19 years of age.
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm bart, 23 years old, male
You: Is that a redneck name?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm horny at the moment
You: May I ask why?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i juste awake, and just out bed, and i have a boner
You: How big is your dick?
Stranger: 17 cm
You: and it's circumferance as well
[ZÅ]{Ĥß}Ezrab`HPT: Lol
magnum998: hold on mores coming
magnum998: he's about 3 cm thick
You: Did you just get a ruler to measure it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hihi
You:
Stranger: how do you look?
You: Well Im asian
You: Im 123 ibs
You: Im a B cup for my breast
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: like asian (A)
You: yes
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: you have pictures?
You: Hold on
Stranger: ok
magnum998: convo over
magnum998: starting new one
magnum998: Stranger: m
Stranger: hi
You: Why hello
Stranger: m24
Stranger: u?
You: 17
Stranger: female?
You: yep
Stranger: cool
Stranger: country?
You: South Vietnam
Stranger: do you skype?
You: Sorry my govrnment won't allow it
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: i know they do
You: Our countries Communist D:
[ZÅ]{Ĥß}Ezrab`HPT: LOL
magnum998: ikr
magnum998: Got something more hilarius on the way hang on
magnum998: Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Well not to good.
You: Had to move out of my old house to a friends over an abusive relationship
You: D:
Stranger: I"m sorry to hear that
Stranger: would you like to talk about it?
You: Yes
Stranger: what happened?
You: Well I've been married to a guy named Bill Stifly for over 8 years
You: The abuse started about 5 years ago
You: He used to stalk me all over town because he was convinced thyat I was cheating on him
You: So he beat me alot to make me say that i've slept with Ash Ketchemall nexst door
You: And I don't know what to do
You: because he has been arrested
You: and charged
You: thats it
Stranger: well, is he still in custody?
You: yes
Stranger: well, at least that part is finally over, but that is a lot of damage
You: Do you have any storied to tell?
Stranger: When I was much younger, I used to take my younger female cousins and while they were in a carseat, tickle their feet.
Stranger: I've had a fetish for tickling and high heels since I was very young, and I don't know why.
Stranger: That thought/knowledge continues to haunt me today
You: Are there any heels in particular
magnum998: Stranger: pumps, boots
Stranger: pretty much any of them will get me rock hard
So much you can learn when people dont' crop their print screens. For example, who's Facebook is that, Dudeman? And why exactly are you looking up blood alcohol levels? xD
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
Hat....Carn had said I was drunk that night(I got in an accident), and I said I wasn't so we put in my weight and number of drinks. Turns out I wasn't drunk so winning. BAC was .07 though. That was my facebook Hat so I deleted the image, no trolls allowed
lol
