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how za saved christmas- part 2
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 12/20/2011 19:54:10
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Wanker
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(moved from general chat, i couldnt find the other).. sorry about the loooong time to update, i was busy with other shit, such as people wanting to get pcs checked out just before the last time for christmas shopping. enjoy
PART 2- how the grinch stole Christmas
minion: how are we to stop santa boss?
grinch: foolish minion, our zombies may have failed to stop santa, but those meddling zbs, zes, or zzs, or whatever, got in the way! we will take care of both, in one stroke.
minion: how boss?
grinch: with these (the grinch pulls up a set of strange machines)
minion: what are those boss?
grinch: they're remote mind control devices, this is how we're going to do it... first, we storm santa's workshop, kill all who stand in our way, and take the remaining elves hostage. from there, i will load up one of santa's sleighs, and give each and every household the remote device. then we can finally end christmas once and for all! muhahahhahaha
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its game time
elf recon team: see anything?
er1(elf recon 1): no, no sign of the grinch
ert: keep your eyes open, that lousy bastard will try anything
"meanwhile, under the ice"
grinch keep digging minions! (using a giant drill)
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"at elvish quarters 2 elves 1 female and male are making out"
female elf: oh yeah baby, i'm gonna rock your stockings off!
male elf: just a sec, i need to use the rest room, freaking candy canes again
female elf: ... okay.... hurry up...
"elf sits down on toilet, the water dissappears"
male elf: hey what the
"just then the grinche's drill emerges right under the elf, the elf is crushed to death"
grinch: forward minions! we have them by surprise! kill those who put up a fight!
"the elves put up a brave fight, the keebler elves... did not survive"
minions: what about the prisoners sir?
grinch: tie them up with this roll of duct tape
"minions bound and gag the elves with the duct tape, but one elf is allowed to stand"
grinch: as promised, 4 candy canes... and a few gum drops
traitor elf: thanks to me who supplied the info, dont let the russians know
grinch: very well. ALL right minions listen up! we have a big day ahead of us. group 1 will watch the hostages, group 2 will load the presents with the mind control devices! and group 3 will ready the sleigh
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north pole special forces code name 'frosty': damn, legolas (from lord of the rings.... its a long story), what do your freakish eyes see
legolas: damn, they're taking the hobbits to isen- nvm
they're taking control of santa's workshop!
frosty: god help us all |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 12/20/2011 20:05:02
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ShawnPeezy
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lol
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Posted on 12/28/2011 17:37:13
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Nice Story
Good Job
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 12/28/2011 22:14:39
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Wanker
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part 3 counter-strike
after the takeover of santa's workshop, the remaining elves (legolas included) flee back to santa at za.....
santa: so you're teliing me that the grinch came, took everyone hostage?
legolas: yep...
santa: oh the grinch was always pissed at me...
legolas: why?
santa: well i slept with his mom immediately after his parents divorced
legolas: what?!
santa: nothing!
later....
drk: legolas? from lord of the rings?
legolas: yep
drk: but i though that was a movie and a book
legolas: nope, that's all based on real life
drk: so what happened?
legolas: well you see after the fall of sauron, the economy took a downfall, the orcs moved in to rivendell and property values declined so much we were forced to sell.... even though the real cause of the war was to stop that... we committed genocide on the orcs before they turned to sauron.. see sauron was more of a malcolm x and martin luther king jr to the orcs
drk: so after the economy?
legolas: we took all of the jobs as slaves to santa
drk: okay....
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meanwhile
grinch is everything loaded?
minion: yes boss
grinch: good, i will deliver the mind control devices muhahhahaha
hours later
za couriour: hey i got a package addressed to adder, star, numpty, slim and a bunch of the other admins
clerk: you sure? are they from santa?
couriour: yeah, took his sweet time getting the admin's presents here
sometime later.... the admins receive their mind control devices
grinch: muhahahaha... the admins are now my brainless minions. minions use your resources and nukes to destroy a giant christmas tree!
narrator: uh oh... the evil grinch has taken control of the majority of the zas, our only hope is a small group of za special forces and north polian elves are left to stop the grinch
grinch: shaddup "pulls out gun and kills narrator"
"TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE DO NOT PANIC! instead enjoy these cute fluffy cuddly bunnies to pass the time" |
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Posted on 12/29/2011 19:00:22
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This part is better.
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 12/29/2011 20:28:43
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ShawnPeezy
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Would be better if I was in it. |
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| ZA Jeckle |
Posted on 12/30/2011 07:13:55
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wow this story is interesting
"can you actually beat mew...a pokemon that can learn any move in existence and ancestor to all pokemon on earth?"
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Posted on 12/30/2011 12:04:27
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Whens part 4 coming
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 12/30/2011 15:11:34
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Wanker
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part 4- payback
"drkinferno, frosty the snowman, santa, legolas (from lord of the rings), a few elves and remaining zas form a plan to stop the grinch"
drk: is everything loaded?
legolas: yep, everything from sniper rifles to pistols
drk: how long until the grinch makes his run this way?
legolas: in about an hour
frosty: we should probally take the banshees, they'll let us reach the sleigh faster
santa "who's loading his candy cane pistol": lets teach this ho ho ho ho a lesson!
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hours later, the zas all load onto pelicans and banshees and chase after the grinch
drk: damn, santa's sleigh is bigger than we thought (its the size of a foot ball field.... how the hell do the reindeer pull that?!)
santa: of course, i have a couple billion houses to visit
"at the sleigh"
minion: uh boss we got company
grinch: its those damn zas and elves wheres the rpg?
minion: right here boss! "fires rpg hitting the za pelican bringing it down"
za pilot: they have heavy weapons pulling back! "barely missing other rpgs, eventually the zas and elves are able to land, combat breaks out, grinch's minions vs zas and elves.... actually that would be a good cod mod"
"drk gets into hand to hand combat with the grinch"
drk: you're going down you sonuvabitch!
"grinch hits drk in the groin drk falls to the ground in pain"
drk: wth man?! you dont hit another man in the groin!
grinch: it worked didnt it? oh shit! "the sleigh crashes"
"as the sleigh crashes, the groups are trying to recover... especially drk, who was hit considerably hard in the groin"
drk: agghhhhh
frosty: we need back up, someone run a number crunch on our chances of survival!
za: about 32.33 repeating %
santa: those odds are pretty-
za leeroy: all right chums times up lets do this LEEROY JENKINS!
frosty: damn it leeroy! stop him!
"frosty,legolas and some zas and elves try to stop leeroy, but a rocket noob kills them, santa is blown to the ground but survives"
"legolas is crawling on the ground badly wounded"
legolas: noooo my legs are broken now i'll have to spend the rest of my life in a wheel chair!
grinch: no you wont "grinch exexutes legolas"
santa: drk catch! "santa throws drk his candy cane pistol"
drk: christmas time's over for you hohohos "drkinferno kills grinch and his minions with the candy cane pistol, with that, the mind control devices turn off... the world is safe again for christmas"
and so the hostility between the grinch and santa was finally resolved thanks to the efforts of za for their reward, each za was given an individual special gift (note not everyone will be listed, to save space)
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hatoflove: a new hat
phoenix: his very own pet phoenix
puppy: a basset hound puppy
jeckle: your very own bike
drkinferno: a new computer
9ndj1 (my roomate): his own ps3... SO HE CAN STOP STEALING MINE YOU BASTARD! --- no i dont, i only steal your games- 9
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and a special situation for you numpty....
"a freight train rolls through"
numpty: oh boy santa! what do i get!
santa: well you see numpty, i cant say you were good
numpty: why not?! i helped save you
santa: yes, but i also know about what you have in your closet and under your bed so here's your present "santa presents to numpty an entire freight train of coal"
numpty: fufufufufuufufufufufu!
santa "trollfaced": umadbro (santa leaves numpty alone with coal)
happy holidays! |
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 12/30/2011 18:15:00
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ShawnPeezy
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HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE UNDER MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!! STALKER!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. |
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 12/30/2011 18:45:37
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Wanker
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ZA numpty wrote:
HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE UNDER MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!! STALKER!!!!!!!!!!! Lol.
i didnt, santa did |
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| a puppy |
Posted on 12/31/2011 13:58:30
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Lol not as I expected.
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 01/01/2012 18:37:40
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Wanker
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a puppy wrote:
Lol not as I expected.
in a good way or badway? |
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