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Firstly Ya i know some of you may think i should had posted in the story with our names thread. But my story is planned to be a lot longer, And didn't like the idea that some would have to look around to find the whole story of what i made.

Secondly i know i didn't use everyone name in the first chapter. I planned where most people will be in future stories, that is if you guys decided liking my story.

Thirdly i used colors and braking of paragraph to make the reading little easier.

Fourthly i know i got a bucket load of grammar errors. Will fix them over time, and will try to avoid making as many as the chapters progress..

The source of what made me want to do the this. Is ZA Clover who made the stories with our name thread. Anyways here is my story.

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CHAPTER ONE-The beginning

***It was a just another day. ..Another repeat... Again embracing the chaos and hell that had engulf the entire realm of the world.
LOLMAT get up from his hiding place which was filled with raggy/rotten sheets and blankets. He wakes up the others.
blackadder,
star who was also his wife(they been married for 2 full days). Then
juggalo who took several kicks in the ass before opening his groggy eyes. “LOLMAT” then goes to proceed to waking up the leader of their group…the commander of the survivors that were left, when he got to his cot. He saw that it was empty…


???: The world is still beautiful eh LOLMAT?.


LOLMAT turned around and saw someone who wasn’t part of their group.. He could clearly see the red twisted plus symbol mark on the guy jacket..the nazi symbol.
ICE…he former member of their group but was exiled few weeks ago when the world plunder into the chaos and hell as it is now. He was exiled for abandoning a member
Herodui.. (god rest his soul), who ended up being killed by them.. The abomination of creatures… They defy the very rule of life. They are not god creation. They are the result of human corruptions. Evil is the cause.. The person who is in charge of spreading this evil is none other then the famous combat specialist COKE. He a ruthless bastard with no weakness except for crack... Ironic eh? Someone that a genius with combat takes crack like a truck that takes gas. If we were able to take him out. The slowly with time, we would be able to take about our world and prosper life again like we use to… But that just a foolman dream. I know the reality, that can’t and won’t happen.



LOLMAT: Why are you here you bastard!
ICE: Ease down ex-comrade, I’m not here looking for trouble or asking for forgiveness… I came here to talk to your commander but seem here not here.
LOLMAT : well he not here...so I suggest you get the *BEEP* out…
ICEShockkay okay no need to get testy


ICE taps his uzi on the side of his leg like a guy who twiddle with their fingers.


ICE: Okay well since your commander not here…I’ll give you the message…

ICE walk over to LOLMAT give him a used up little soggylike envelop

ICE: I don’t regret what I did, but I still feel that we all should have the same advantage of knowledge of fighting them...
ICE then walks away. As he leaves the cavern everyone is awake now and are coming over to LOLMAT.

Juggalo: What the *BEEP* was that about?
BlackAdder: Commie why in god na-
Star: Who left the door open!?!


Everyone look toward the door open at the end of the cavern where ICE walked out. You can hear the constant groaning and moaning of something that dragging it self on the ground. Not just one something...hundreds...no…thousands! A creepy long arm swept the bottom of the door, looking for something to pull it self up... Everyone run to the door. Shut the door with such force, that the arm gets severed. The hand is still moving forward, and then stops and you can hear a faint hissing sound. Now the noise outside is growing. You can hear clawing, banging of fist and body against the door.

Blackadder continue from before.


BlackAdder: LOLMAT Why was that traitor in here?
LOLMAT: he snuck in here while we were sleeping. I was waking you all up then went to go wake up the commander, but he was gone. That when I saw Ice.
Star: think he did something to him?
LOLMAT: no don’t think he did, because he was looking for him as well. Wanted to give him this envelop.


LOLMAT waves the envelop that in his hand.
Juggalo: What in it?
LOLMAT: I don’t know.


Then open up the envelop it was a bunch of pictures. Pictures of the area they were currently living in. It showed thousand of them everywhere…….Scrappers we call them…. A kid might call them zombies… But these things are a lot more deadly…. Some of them can move quick…. And if their blood finds a way into your bloodstream… you become one of them in a matter of hours. That why we are cautious of using explosion, if you inhaul their burnt flesh long enough, you’ll get suicide thoughts. Another picture showed a interesting building that was located at the edge of their area... Seem to have just a wooden fence surrounding it. But no scrappers went near it. Another few pictures show that when a few scrappers got near the wooden fence, they just collapsed. Interesting said Blackadder
Another picture also showed a strange weapon.. LOLMAT starts laughing "hey doesn’t that look like a…"



BOOM! Then sound of rapid machine gun fired. You could hear the thuds of the bodies of the scrappers as they fall down.
Juggalo: Look like he felt like doing another recon.
Star: damn…he just damn crazy…and cool!
Blackadder: but not as cool as me right?
Star: Of course not honey, You’re a much better cook!


More machinegun fire. Then a dead silent, you hear nothing outside. Not a speak of sound. Then you hear something fiddling with the door. Everyone quickly grabs their guns.
Juggalo got his spaz shotgun
Blackadder got his MP5
Star got her MP5K
LOLMAT grab his modified famas shotgun
Better safe then sorry the commander would always say. The Door open, sunlight burst in. Everyone sigh.



???? say "Glad to see everyone up bright and early and alert, we got a long day ahead of us."

The commander is also a combat specialist. He is completely bald, did have some hair lost some during the many fights he been in. Decide to shave the rest off. He has a goatee, average height. Very built, but not overly built, he very quick on his feet. You can see his arm bulging his muscle as he grips the heated up modified version M4 machine gun.
Even though he is young for his age to be leading people, he looks and speaks well above his age. He been in combat way before the world they use to know ended. He is Commander ……….



End of chapter- Find out next Chapter of who the commander is, and why ice left herodui behind.



The weapon that people have.

ICE

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Juggalo

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Blackadder

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Star

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LOLMAT

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Chapter two- The drifters


~Commander Slimjim is the person who organize our group. Our Group got very large, to the point where there were too many of us in one spot. SlimJim decided to make branches of the group. He assigned two co-commanders MamaTaco and Wings. The name of their group is refuge squad. Slimjim is the main squad. All three groups collaborate together, so they all can survive. There daily tasks. Which are:
Gathering food
Gathering weapon
Reconing the area
Estimating enemy force and creatures numbers


SlimJim: Alright guys did some reconing earlier
Juggalo told you he was doing reconing
*Slimjim looks at juggalo* Feel smarter now jug?
*everybody laughs (including juggalo)
Blackadder: Yo slimmie which task we starting first?
Slimjim: We are doing weapon savaging. Found an ammunition store about 7 miles south. We leave after I check in with MamaTaco and Wings Group.

~Slim whip out his blackberry (damn I love this phone), Dial MamaTaco. There several rings.
MamaTaco: Hello (you can hear many gunfire in the background)
Slimjim: Hey is everything alright? Need backup?
Mamataco: HEY COOKIE AND BACON COVER THE FROSTING DOOR! Ya things are just dandy, getting little wild lately though. Those damn scrappers are everywhere. They manage to break one of our emergency side doors… I swear they are getting smarter.
Slimjim: Hmmm seeing that their brains are rotten make one wonders…
MamaTaco: That sonovabitch coke probably messing with them some more…
Slimjim: I wouldn’t rule that out. Though it’s weird how fast they found our location…
MamaTaco: ya very weird...COOKIE WTF ARE YOU DOING?
Cookie: I got a mother frosting gun jam.
MamaTaco: oh. Well then…FIX IT AND GET THOSE bastards out of here!
Bacon: Cookie catch* throws him his sword*
Cookie: Thanks man.
Slimjim: well seem like you got it under control, when you can don’t forget your daily tasks.
MamaTaco: Got it commando *snickers*
Slimjim: *sigh* never gonna let that go huh?
MamaTaco: Nope 
Slimjim: ok later good luck with today tasks
*End the conversation dial up Wings*
Wings: Hello
Slimjim: hey how is everything?
Wings: Good we’re starting the food task, not much around.
Slimjim: there never much around…
Wings: did manage to find a truck full of cans but it all tomato soup cans
Slimjim: That betters then nothing, now you just got to find food. Real food *laugh out loud*Well anyways I’m going to let you go, good luck with today tasks.
*Hang up phone, and put it in pocket, pulls out a shredded but still readable map.*
Slimjim: ok here the area where the place is. Everyone see this?
*Everyone nods their heads*
Blackadder: By the way slim there a message someone wanted to give you?
Slimjim: who? One of the squads?
Blackadder: no…ICE
Slimjim: Guys wtf what did I say about associating with h-
LOLMAT: He snuck in here while we were sleeping.
Star: We checked our supplies nothing seems to be missing.
Slimjim: Even so, you should have shot the traitor when you saw him… you all know what he did...



*-Flashback- Few weeks ago.


When the outbreak happen, it happen fast…people in the cities transform into them the quickest…not much room to escape…and almost anything in the city is breakable. A small urban town that branch out from the big cities, of New York. A group of close friends gather up preparing for the worst. Slimjim, Mamataco, Wings, and ICE. There were riots happening everywhere…It just got to the point where police force weren’t able to do much for they were getting the heck out of there…or gotten killed or worst…been turned. Slimjim suggested they flee to a lesser populated area after stocking up as much as they could. They headed north. Right above the city they found a good place to camp. A small city that was located on a hill.

While they were making their first barricade… The first wave of scrappers came…These were fast scrappers. Everyone got in the hiding place. This was almost completely surrounded by 20 feet walls of thick wood. Double layer of logs all the way around The only expose spot was where they were going to make the entrance. They saw the wave come. Everyone got the weps. By the time everyone was stationary the wave was here. Everyone was firing… Then the incident happen…They were getting overwhelm. ICE, herodui had the left part of the barricade fort. Slim, Juggalo, blackadder, star, had the center. LOL MAT and Wings had the right side. Herodui was the first to run out of bullets, then ICE, follow up by blackadder, star, juggalo, wings. LOLMAT and Slimjim didn’t run out they were excellent marksmen, so they were able to conserve ammo better.

Herodui: I’m out of ammo!!! HELP!
ICE: im out too!
***ICE see the tanks of gasoline, run over to them then run back to where the horde of scrappers where coming from. Yikes too much for my nerve he thought. Then he runs back with the tank. Herodui see what he doing. Then goes to the other tanks. ICE sees him doing that, and then he opens the gasoline container and start draining it from the gas tank pile and past it as he was running. Hero dui didn’t get why ICE did that. ICE yelled out go toward the gate there not much there. Im gonna prepare a barricade for when they come. Herodui without thinking much does as he said. Though when he got to the unfinished gate the scrappers where everywhere.***

Slimjim: RETREAT EVERYONE GO INTO THE SECRET ESCAPE TUNNEL NOW!!!!!

***Slim, blackadder, star, wings, juggalo, LOLMAT grabbed what they could carry and run. Which were a backpack of food and backpack of weapons. Slim also carried two duffle bags of misc. supplies. In the tunnel they went. ICE heard him, as well herodui…but ICE had a plan to kill a lot of the scrappers. Right where the tank empty out, he was about halfway to the getaway tunnel. Herodui haven’t made it back to the gasoline tanks yet. Still running toward them, with a horde of scrappers behind him. ICE looked at him. And said sorry comrade then light a lighter that he had in his pocket… dropped it in the wet liquid of gas that lay on the ground. WHOOSH a line of flame burst flowing right toward the tanks…Herodui tried to move away But it was too late…the flame blocked his path completely…wooden fence on his right…flames on his left and front. And scrappers behind him….Herodui took out his steak knife that he had clipped on the back of him.***

Herodui: ICE you bastard…I’ll never forget this……Die mofo! As he swing the knife around as hard as he could. Killing as many scrappers as he could, before he was overcome...Before he did…he screamed one last phase…Zombie Food Assassins Forever!
ICE: wtf? Whatever, you snooze you lose. Well I mean…never mind your dead anyways.
*Ice run to the tunnel*
Slimjim: where herodui?
ICE: I don’t know slimmie he was behind me
SlimJim: damn it where is he...*run a little into the fort…then saw it... Herodui fighting for his life…surrounded by fire…the fire has reached the wooden walls and scrappers…* How?...Then saw the empty gasoline tank…That bastard...
*run back to the tunnel*

Out on the other end of the tunnel which went a half a mile from their almost complete fort. Now they watch their fort from afar being burned up.

Star: Which dumb nut lit the place?
Slimjim: ICE YOU MOFO you trapped herodui didn’t you.
ICE: i…i…
BlackAdder: what! He was just a kid how the frost could you!
ICE: i...i...they were everywhere…I panic! I was going to burn them but I panic!
Slimjim: ICE you have two choices…I’m giving you choices since you were with us since the beginning….we been friends since middle school. First choice we kill you here slowly after your balls get rip off. Second choice you leave here...never come back…we ever see you again you will be killed on sight.
*ICE start crying…and run away*
Slimjim: guys he a traitor... I say this now… if we ever see him again… KILL HIM!
BlackAdder: understood
Star: got it slimmie
Juggalo: aye aye
Wings: really jug?... Understood Slimjim
LOLMAT: I understand slim.


*-Flash back end-* back to present


LOLMAT: I was going to, but he started waving this envelope at me. Slim look at these… This is the message he wanted to give you.
Star: If I had realize it was him I would had pop that mofo ass.
Blackadder: (thinking: no more violent movies for wifey!)
Slimjim: I see…this is interesting. Though that building is too far from here if I’m reading the geography of its location right. We wouldn’t be able to make it there the way we are. Even with all three groups combine… we would get overwhelm by the sheer numbers of scrappers.
LOLMAT: We need better weapons.
Juggalo: You guys might need some, but I’m good with what I got. Though my gun could use some modification.
Wings: I want a chainsaw.
Slimjim: Hopefully we do better on this gun run that we going to be doing.
*Everyone collect their supplies. Each backpack on per person contain little food, two bottle of water, gum, ammo, pistol, knife, basic first aid, two grenade. Some scrap paper pens, matches, one trash bag and a poncho. *
*They start the journey, As soon as they open the door of their cavern there double the amount of scrappers from before… Once they finish mowing them all down, they continue on…
Slimjim: hmm not many around now…Surly we didn’t kill enough to make the place this empty.


The best of both worlds... Ya the best of both worlds.

*Everyone look at slim, then burst out laughing*


Slimjim: What...Hannah Montana is an awesome show and she a good singer. Hello?
MamaTaco: hey we’re on our food hunt and we haven’t seen any scrappers but a few…how is it with you guys?
Slimjim: its dead here too. Its too quiet…
MamaTaco: Ya Wings say there none near them either…….
Slimjim: I don’t like this…I got a bad feeling…
MamaTaco: Me too. Well I’ll let you know if anything comes up.
Slimjim: bye
MamaTaco: bye……commando
Slimjim: ………. End phone conversation.
Slimjim: okay guys keep your eyes peel, seem like all the scrappers went somewhere…


*They reach the city like part of the town. Where they saw something that they will never forget…

They were about a mile away from the gun store that slim found. Slim was leading. LOLMAT was pulling a big wagon. Juggalo was in front of LOLMAT. BlackAdder and Star were behind LOLMAT. There they saw it…hundreds no thousands of dead scrappers all piled up along the streets.


LOLMAT: Damn…think wings or MamaTaco squad did this?
SlimJim: no, neither of they got enough weapon or strong enough weapon to do this much damage…Plus there tired tracks everywhere. See? *Points to the corner of the roads.
BlackAdder: Wonder what did this? It’s pretty gnarly
Star: Whatever it was…hopefully they are on our side.


***Then out of no where several scrappers came out of a nearby building. Everyone whip out their weapon.
Juggalo took out his spaz shotgun
Blackadder took out his MP5
Star whip out her MP5K
Slimjim unhook his modified M4 from his back
LOLMAT take out his famas shotgun
They start firing 10 scrappers fall…one was still twitching. Then out of no where…loud horrible moaning and groaning… Bodies dragging themselves on the ground. Then there were sounds of feet running on the ground. ***


Star: Holy frosting shit.
Slimjim: OREO FORMATION


**Everyone back up to each other back to back making a circle. They shot like crazy, slim decided they were gonna have to make a run for the gun store, because at the rate they were going, they would run out before stopping the scrappers that surrounded them completely. They ran as hard as they could, though they been on the run for last few weeks. It was still hard to run. They made it to the store. The store was shattered to pieces… Door was gone, windows smashed, the place had at one time been lit up by fire. By the disfiguration of the ground you could tell the last people here used grenades and explosion like weapons. Seem none didn’t survive or didn’t stick around, because there were no one in the store.***

Slimjim: Hello!
LOLMAT: Hello!
Juggalo: Don’t think anybody here.
Blackadder: Not much of a weapon selection.
Star: OOO look at these pistols. Love the way they look. One for my right hand and another one for my left.
Slimjim: shit they’re here!


***Several scrappers come running fast. Moving like Olympic runners. Behind them there were hundreds of scrappers. Star said not again! Slim, blackadder, and LOLMAT were in the front. Star and juggalo stay behind them, and killed the nearest one, when someone had to reload. After several mins, the wave of scrappers didn’t diminish…it got bigger! Slimjim realize there were no back exit….but there were a set of stairs that led to the roof, but there were no doors… So nothing wouldn’t slow the scrappers down from coming up as well. Slim had to act fast. They could go to the roof, then try to quickly find a way down and run.***
Slimjim: (ya that the best plan he thought) Okay guys we’re gonna go to the roof and find a way down then run. GOT IT?
Blackadder: yes
Juggalo: got it
Star: Okay
LOLMAT: Got it slimmie
SlimJim: MOVE OUT!


***Before they ran up the stairs everyone threw one grenade. Then they ran, but the stairs was blocked! The ceiling from the roof had collapsed and was blocking the way completely, there was way too much debris to move.***

Slimjim: FROST!!!

***Slimjim takes out his machete and start slicing and dicing LOLMAT did the same. Everyone was completely out of ammo. Star, blackadder, and juggalo only had steak knife.***

LOLMAT: ahhhh!!! One of them got my finger.
***Everyone saw that part of LOLMAT pinky was gone, then all of it was gone when LOLMAT chopped the pinky finger off.***
Juggalo: Slim what we going to do!?!?!?
Slimjim: Is this really the end? After all we had been through…lit a cigar.


***Then everyone here a loud screeching sound. Like tires burning, then a loud machine noises that quieted down every time it hit a scrapper. A big huge Mexican army truck that had a barred cage on the back with long slots going all the way around. Sticking out from these slots where 5 feet long chain saw. Sitting on top of the cage like army truck someone with a high powered MG3. Empty bullet casing fell off the truck like rain drops. The bullet belt seeped into the truck where the people inside attached another belt of bullets to the end of the current belt.
The truck stop and wait for the job to be finish. The gunner was dropping the scrappers as if they were just grass that was being stepped on. Soon enough The hundreds of scrappers that was outside of the gun shop were all dead. The people open the back cage like back of the truck. They step out. The driver step out, and the gunner on top jump down. They walked to the door of the shop.


???: Yo you guys alive and kicking? Or dead and biting?
SlimJim: we’re alive and kicking mostly.
???: was anyone bitten or got the scrappers blood in them?
LOLMAT walk out to be seen by the new visitors.
LOLMAT: one of them bite half of my pinky finger off. But I cut the rest of it off before the virus could spread.
???: Good thinking there, you just saved your life. Sarge, banana, realm, 2, wunderrolf lower your gun.


***Slim and the rest of the squad come out and greet the new visitors.***

Slimjim: Hi I’m Slimjim, this is blackadder, star, LOLMAT, and juggalo.
???: Nice to meet you all. I am RazMike.


***Razmike is a tall slender slightly muscle guy. Has a short beard. With a massage scar that goes from the middle of his forehead to over his left eye, ending at his cheek bone line. Wear a raggy reflexive green shirt, a katana strapped to his back. And his MG3 strapped on him. Surprise that he able to hold it with such ease for it being a heavy gun.


RazMike: Why are you guys here? And are there more of you? And where are you station at if you got a place?
Slimjim: well as part as our daily task we make looking for weapons a priority. And yes there are more of us. We splinted into three groups. I lead our group, MamaTaco lead one group and Wings lead the other group. My group is station more north by tower hill. Mamataco is farther south near the border of Vermont, Wings group is about 20 miles east from here closer to the inner city.
RazMike: I see…quite a spread; you guys are covering a lot of ground…Though you’re still pretty close to the big cities. Tell you what, we’ll give you guys a ride back to your place.
Juggalo: thank ma-
Slimjim: Jug shh, thank you RazMike we would appreciate that, also thank for saving our ass back there. Really thought I was going to miss out seeing the last episode of Hannah montanna.
RazMike: WTF! Hannah Montana? You’re kidding right?
SlimJim: …………..no…….
RazMike: I LOVE that show! High five!

***Slim shock and happy to found someone else who like the show as well, he high fived him. Everyone else looks with a face that says, and they are our leader……..***
Sarge: So we going to go now or what?
Realm: Ya we should go, the sound radar show more scrappers are coming…a lot more..
2: I’m bored……I want to shoot something…

***pufft! A bullet shot out of a gun.***
Wunderrolf: WTF! You almost shot me!
2: why were you standing in my way?
RazMike: knock it off guys or your walking back…Anyways we’re gonna head out now. So everyone in the truck, and slim there something else I should discuss with you…

***Everyone get in the truck, Sarge driving 2 up top on the truck twiddling with his extended mag rifle. Wunderrolf up front with Sarge blaring the music. And everyone else is in the back. RazMike start talking about better ideal place where you may find weapons. Slimjim lit up his cigar. Juggalo cleaning his shotgun, blackadder and star are kissing pooing it up. LOLMAT and banana are playing cards, blackjack and LOLMAT is winning. Realm just sitting back napping with one eye open. When all the sudden you hear a loud ear piercing roar.***
Slimjim: Jesus Christ what the hell was that?
RazMike: that the next thing I wanted to talk to you about.
***Pulls out some pictures of a building that about 30miles west at the edge of their town***
Slimjim: Interesting…these photos are exactly the same as the photos that a ex-member of our group showed me earlier today…
RazMike: Ah least now I know who the one that stole our photos…was. Anyways… we found out that the loud roar like the one we just heard is coming from that building.
Sarge: WTF IS THAT!
RazMike: OH SHIT! Everyone get your weapons! No frost that. SARGE! TURN AROUND NOW! FLOOR IT!

***Everyone grabs their weapon, up farther up the road there are several horrific………





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Find out next chapter what laid ahead, that made even RazMike Shake his boot.

Chapter Three: The abomination



***There were several horrific piles of human flesh. There were a couple scrappers lingering, one of them had a Jacket that said I am Dynasty. But they are not what made RazMike tell Sarge to turn around. It was what happens next. As everyone was pulling out their weapons, the few lingering scrappers were completely chopped to bits. The cause of it was 3 huge mutated rhinos, due to the mutation it had 2 nasty looking arms that came out of the side. The arms were purple and veiny like. At the end of the arms where hands would be it was replaced with 4 massive 2 feet long claws, which were dripping with the scrappers flesh. The 3 rhinos must not have good ears, for they didn’t notice the army truck slamming the break and turning around burning out. RazMike and company almost made it away unnoticed…but due to the burning out which caused a massive pile of dust to go afloat. That caught the rhino’s attention they immediately snapped their attention to the truck and started running to it. At first their strides were slow…but they kept going faster and faster….Sarge had the gas pedal floored. They were doing about 87 M.P.H. The rhinos were no more then 30 meters behind them…***


Star: Come and get some mofo!
Blackadder: Don’t taut them babe!
2: die you piece of shiz!!!


***2 fires his rifles, until he runs out.***


2: RazMike I’m out give me your gun.
RazMike: Frost no, I’m coming up there I got the back rifle you can use. LOLMAT you’re going to help banana with hooking me up with the ammo clips.
LOLMAT: okay
SlimJim: Aim for the head RazMike
RazMike: …Thanks Commander Obvious.
Slimjim: It’s Commander Slimjim
RazMike: …


***RazMike climbs up to the top of the truck. Hand 2 the back up rifle. The truck is now moving 95 M.P.H the rhinos are now approx 25 meters away. Juggalo is already firing his shotgun. Slimjim start firing his modified M4 and 2 is firing that back up rifle. BlackAdder and Star start firing their weapons as well. Truck hits a small pile of dead scrappers on the road, whole truck bounce up. Waking realm up in the middle of the song “take it off”-by Ke$sha.***


Realm: WHAT THE FROST!?! What the hell are those?!?
Slimjim: This is why iPod is one of the worst inventions of mankind
Realm: ….



***Slimjim continue firing, realm start firing and throws his last grenade, made one of the rhinos stumble but it caught up with the others in no time. Wunderrolf is banging the dashboard screaming and whining saying that they are going to die and that he wants his mommy. RazMike told everyone to aim at the same rhinos. Now they are going 105 M.P.H rhinos are no more then 15m away. After about 6 min of intense firing, an even bigger problem arises…everyone was about out of ammo. Each of the rhinos was a little battered up. They manage to shoot off both arms off of one, which was the one they were focusing one. RazMike was the first to run out of ammo, follow up by the rest of the company.***


RazMike: Crap I’m out! Banana take it out… this situation calls for it…
Banana: Really? We only got one.
RazMike: DO IT NOW! Aim for the no arms rhino
Banana: K, got it RazMike



*Everyone from SlimJim Company is curious as of what RazMike referring too. Banana takes a blanket off a box that BlackAdder and Star were sitting on earlier. He opens it. Inside Styrofoam stuff box laid a Rocket Launcher it was already loaded. Banana aimed at the injured rhino and then fire. Direct hit! But at such close range gave off a scary blast of airwave, SlimJim cigar blew out. Pieces of flesh of the mutated rhino went everywhere. Once they were out of the massive dust storm that the caused. RazMike told Sarge to slow down, wundertrofl stopped screaming and whining. Everyone was shock…….

SlimJim: They’re gone…where did they go? Surly that blast didn’t kill all three of them?!
RazMike: I don’t like this…surly they couldn’t’ had figure out what we were doing….
LOLMAT: Wonder where they went.
Juggalo: Ya…so….like we should probably get the frost out of here.
RazMike: Okay we’re taking you guys back to our base, and then we’ll bring you guys back to yours later. Is that alright with you SlimJim?
SlimJim: works for me, again thanks for the ride.



*** They head back to RazMike Base. This was quite a drive, 40 miles north. It was 20 miles above SlimJim base. As they were coming up to the base, They came to a stop, for what was in front of them was a massive fence. 30 feet high metal high voltage barrier.***

RazMike: This is our first line of defense


***From a distance you could see piles of dead scrappers all along the barrier. They came to what seem to be the only entrance that lead into the base, which was completely surround with the electric fence.***

Juggalo: Oh-M
Star: My-G
BlackAdder: God!
LOLMAT: note to yourself, do not touch fence
SlimJim: Christ RazMike how big is your base!
RazMike: It’s pretty big, this use to be a local military base but as you can see we expanded quickly. Its about 3 square miles area. The military army that was here, left when the end of the world came. They got killed along with so many other armies in that suicide blast thanks to the frosted up government…
SlimJim: Ya I heard about that… Damn nuclear missile…What were they thinking…


***No more then 30m from First fence laid another fence but this one was all wood, with spikes sticking out everywhere in every direction. It also had many gunman holes. Behind the holes were boxes that said Fully-automatic machinegun. Finally they come to a field as wide as a soccer field. Then came the base. The base was an almost entire massive enclosure building. It was three stories tall. Workrooms were on the first floor. The bedrooms were on the second floor. And on the third floor which was off limit for the workers or other people who were living at the base. Only top people of the command chain were allowed on that floor. What was on that floor very few knew. When SlimJim asked what was on that floor. RazMike you’ll find out later. They came to the front door. Sarge put the truck in park, everyone got out. ***

RazMike: Sarge go take the truck to the ammo building to restock with my MG3 and everyone else I recommend you go restock your weapon.
2: okay RazMike
Wunderrolf: got it (though I didn’t even use my gun…)
Realm: Ya I will after my nap
Banana: I’m going to see if my gun fix yet.
RazMike: okay see you guys later, going to give SlimJim and company quick tour of the place. You know SlimJim you guys can spend the night here if you like? It is getting kind of late. (Looks at watch) Ya it’s about 7:30
SlimJim: I’ll tell you my answer soon. But thanks for offering, one hell of a place you guys have here.


***RazMike goes to show them the place. Before they went into the base, RazMike pointed to the buildings where they kept their ammo, food, vehicles, and shooting range. Then they go into the base. The front door was a thick garage door that opens when RazMike clicked a few buttons that was on the wall right of the door. They were immediately greeted with two long hallways. This is where the workers work. The work the do can contain any of the following. Learning language, history, recon planning, food/ammo rationing. Few rooms were just empty with nothing in them. At the end of the each hallway there a set of stairs they walked up them only now to be greeted with one big hallway. RazMike showed them the guests room they had. SlimJim got his own room. LOLMAT shared a room with Numpty. Blackadder and Star shared a room also. Slimjim and company decided to stay for the night

Nighttime comes, everything is dead quiet…too quiet. Slimjim awoke during the early hours. He has trouble sleeping. Being in combat for most of your life does that to you. SlimJim have been in army combat since he turned 18. All his life, as early as he can remember, he liked being in combat. When he was young he would always be watching army like movies. “Saving Private Ryan” was one of his favorite movies. Military history was his strong subject when it came to school. Also he worked out several times a week, because you must be in shape if you want to serve your country right. The day after his 18th birthday, he went straight to the military. He flew up in rankings, from corporal to sergeant.


Deciding that he can’t sleep anymore, he gets up and wanders down the hallway. Eventually making his way to the vending machine, it didn’t cost money. Since money was useless now, all you had to do was input your initials. Slim saw they had his favorite drink and got a heavy metal monster. Slim then proceed to walking outside. It was 5am. He plan on calling Mama taco and Wings, to give the an update of everything that happen, the meeting with RazMike group and the new threat that now lingers. Walking around, scanning through his music list on his blackberry phone. Then he heard some patter of feets. He looked around, it was still dark but the moon or what was left of it still gave some light. From the distance he could see someone running, he had sweatpant on and he was sure he had a green flexive jacket on. Matching that green shirt that RazMike wore. The figure must had noticed SlimJim, and starting it way over to him. After a few mins, it was clear who it was.

RazMike: Hey SlimJim, what you doing up this early hour?
SlimJim: I would ask the same to you, but I see what your doing. And I couldn’t sleep.
RazMike: PTS?
SlimJim: Pretty much
RazMike: well I’m about done, we can grab a bite to eat from the food house after if your hungry.
SlimJim: okay that sounds g-


“”A loud voice came over the walkie talkie. RAZMIKE to CR.””

RazMike: Hmm something must be up, want to come SlimJim?
Slimjim: Sure


*They walk to the command room ( CR). This was the third floor that RazMike mention to them yesterday during the tour. SlimJim was curious as to how nice the command room must be. Sure enough when he got there, it was nice…but seem more of a kid room then a command room…The room was the building that extruded out the top of the fortress. It basically was made like the control room like at the airport, so they can see all direction. Thick fiber 6 inch glass surrounded the room. The reason why it seem like a kid room is because, there were a couple of game machine. Such as the famous pinball machine that everyone had most likely played at some point of their life. Another was a basket ball game. Then you had the bunch of beanbag chairs. This was top off with two 60inch plasma TV. An Xbox and PS3 connected to both of them.***

SlimJim: Seriously? Wow. What with all the g-
RazMike: I can explain, the reason is well I have people up here all the time…So there is always someone watching our area and perimeter. And well…. Guarding can get very boring sometime…They are basically just keeping an eye on the screens over there.


*SlimJim now noticed several screens on the left side of the TVs*

RazMike: What is it ninja?
Ninja: Um...hi.
RazMike: .......Tool noob


RazMike: There motion sensor on each screen so if something move, it’ll alert us. Ya, I know you might be thinking why would we need people then? Well because something different might appear or show up and the machine might not know what to do. That why I keep people up here. We rotate people up here. Every 8 hours.

SlimJim: I see….is that a black op game?
RazMike: Yup hardened version

SlimJim: well then all I can say is…BLACK OPS TIME?

RazMike: SlimJim…HELL YA! Clovertron, bvigil scoot over.

Clovertron: You play the new map pack yet?

RazMike: What map pack?

Slimjim: for black ops?

Bvigil: aye they just came out with it First Strike map pack 1. Contain 5 maps…4 multiplayer maps and one zombie map.

SlimJim: Wha!!! Give me the damn controller noob!

Clovertron: Hey… I’m not a noob. You can’t call me that.
RazMike: NOOB GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER NOW!


*Clovertron and bvigil hand over their controllers, RazMike and SlimJim start playing Call of duty: Black ops. They played for little over 2 hours, then stopped because they were little tired, even though the day have just started. It was 11am. A giant crash was heard, everyone at the base heard it. Slimjim and RazMike and company in the room all looked at the monitor. *

RazMike: This is why I keep people up here; machine didn’t recognize it so it didn’t make an alert. Granted if we could get a system that would alert us with any movement that would be nice.
Clovertron and Bvigil: WTF IS THAT?!
Slimjim: I think that one was behind us the other day, see it got no arms.
RazMike: Ya your right. Damn how did it find us here…Anyways it won’t get through let see the damage though. Clovertron, Bvigil, MrFuzzy, and Ninja watch the monitor.
Clovertron: Got it
Bvigil: aye raz
MrFuzzy: Alright captian
Ninja: okay sensei


*RazMike and SlimJim go down to the field and joined the already crowd of people toward the wall where the rhino hit the fence, Once RazMike saw the damage he was horrified he saw that the rhino had manage to break through the fence but only it tusk broke through. The mutant rhino collapsed stunned from the electric fence.*

RazMike: Seem to be stun
Realm: What a noise woke me up from a dead sleep
BlackAdder: Yikes
2: Kill before it wake up!
Wundertrofl: I got my pistol I’ll get it right now!


*Four wheeler pulls up. Banana get off it and tell RazMike to have everyone move his weapon is ready and he want to test it out. RazMike said okay, just try not to hit the fence. Banana went far away from where everyone was, he was nothing but a speck. The crowd moved away from the downed beast.*

Realm: This ought to be something
Slimjim: what he going to use?
Realm: His specialty weapon, he had it in the shop to upgrade the firing speed. He got it set to 3X faster now.


*Banana take a case off the back rack of the four-wheeler, open it which was full of gun components. He put it all together, to form his high powered sniper rifle. He open another case which hold the high premium bullets. He loaded one in the gun chamber, chi-chi the sound made. Laying down flat on his stomach, pull out the stand from the gun. Now aiming at the rhino, holding his breath, until the crosshair (aiming piece) is aligned. Once everything was still, you could hear nothing but feel the faint breeze. During the pause of the breezes, banana fired. The bullet moved with such speed that it took several seconds after it penetrated the rhino for everyone to notice that it has been hit. The bullet went through the rhino head. RazMike pick up his walkie talkie from his belt to page banana*

RazMike: Damn banana, gun packing a hell lot more power now.
Banana: Yah I know right, can’t wait to get the next upgrade. Just need to get my stats higher on COD: Black ops, and Melon will do the upgrade.

SlimJim: Melon? And what the next mod?
Banana: grenade laucher
Slimjim: Christ for real?
Banana: Yup
LOLMAT: How is he getting all these parts?
RazMike: Like I said before this use to be a military base, they made mods to their guns here. Also melon is our gunsmith, and he one of the oldest member of our group. He been a gunsmith all his life, and served some time in the army.
LOLMAT: I see…interesting
Sarge: Damn smoked his ass
Numpty: I wander if anyone realize i changed my name...
Star: I got up for this....Adder bedroom now!


*RazMike had a crew move the dead rhino into a fire that was enclosed away from the base. They couldn’t risk any chance of inhaling the virus. After that they went to work fixing the damage fence. RazMike call for a meeting with the top command chain people. They held the meeting in the afternoon. The ones who were at the meeting were RazMike, Melon, Garlic (another one of the oldest member of the group) who the one that in charge of the workers department and SlimJim as a guest upon request from RazMike. They talked about a new plan of action which mean defense to deal with the new threat. RazMike suggested making another fence whether it be wooden or electric. Melon suggested making holes, so the rhino would trip. Garlic liked that idea, but suggested making trenches instead. Lastly SlimJim was asked what he think, he replied that maybe just working on the current electric fence would be best. The ideas were on the table. All were good ideas. Now it was time to pick one, for they don’t have enough time or resource to do them all. They discussed the pro and cons of each idea.

Making another fence would be effective, but it would take too long to make. Making holes wouldn’t take too long. It would definitely help defense against the rhino, by tripping them. Though that would risk the chance of the rhino not stepping in the holes. Trenches would work well, wouldn’t take too much time if done right, also it would guarantee that the rhino hit it. Enforcing the current fence like SlimJim suggested is a good idea. Wouldn’t take too much time, and it would effective as well for the threat. It came down to making trenches and enforcing current fence. After more talking, it was agreed that they would make trenches that surround the base. After doing that then they would enforce the current fences. The trenches would definitely help break the momentum from the beasts. They are going to start making the new defense immediate tomorrow. After the meeting ended, SlimJim wander back to his room, now he going to call MamaTaco and wings. Dial the number to MamaTaco.


*Ring Ring Ring……Ring phone pick up*

SlimJim: Hello?
Mamataco: SLIM I’ve been trying to get ahold of you, calls wouldn’t go through when I tried calling.
SlimJim: What wrong?
MamaTaco: Your not going to believe this, they came out of nowhere. We weren’t ready for them. I don’t know what happen with wing group lost communication with them yesterday.
SlimJim: Mamataco, what happen
Mamataco: I planned on stopping at your base since the calls weren’t going through, When we got their, your base was demolish…Everything in ruins. I called up wings, he freaked out, but said he been finding big piles of scrappers rip to bits. Then the line went dead, but not before I heard a big roar in the background. My group went back to our base. Once we got there it was crushed and everything was in ruins like your base. There were no survivors…Then we saw the figures from the distance. It was unlike anything I’ve ever seen. We went after them, but once we got closer to see what they were. It truly abomination sight. There were two --


Chapter Four: The Dreadnuts.






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Mamataco: Two huge mutated rhinos, with huge…
Slimjim- purple vainy arms with massive claws. Ya we seen them, just killed one not so long ago today. They are extremely hard to kill.
Mamataco: How did you kill it?
SlimJim: Met up with another surivior group, very organize led by RazMike, where one of his member used a high power sniper rifle and shot through the rhino.
Mamataco: I see…Anyways once we saw them we stopped because we didn’t want to be engaging such savage looking creatures without some info.
Slimjim: good thinking. Okay I and company will come join you guys and we’ll go look for wing’s group.
Mamataco: okay sound good when I can I expect us to meet up.
SlimJim: 5:00pm today.
Mamataco: okay we’ll be at our base waiting.
Slimjim: okay bye


***Slimjim tell RazMike the situation, in which he give him two of their vehicle. A army hummer with a machinegun mount on top. As the day progressed everyone in slim company got ready. RazMike wouldn’t be joining them, because he gonna help set up plans for the fences. He told them that slimjim company and friends are welcome to join them back at base. Four O’clock came and they left in the hummers, Adder driving one which had star and LOLMat, driving the other hummer was Numpty which had just SlimJim. Finally they reach MamaTaco destroy base.***


Numpty: Damn...the base is completely ruined…and our base is like this?
Cookie: Yes it is…=/
Star: Should had brought sunblock lotion..its sunny
Adder: Honey……….I got…actually wrong time..nvm.

***Star give Adder a Sly look***

SlimJim: Okay well have everyone get in, we’re gonna go to wing’s base hopefully its not too bad there…….
Mamataco: Okay sound good hummers are really nice
LolMat: I know right! It even come with AC
Luna: I’m being with Mamataco don’t need to be in a car full of pervs…
Googly: Luna nobody here is a perv…(he says this with a obvious boner that everyone can see but not mention it)
RedX: I call shotgun?
SlimJim and and Star say at same time: Unless your sitting in my lap no...
RedX: Well star….
Adder: Bitch I will Fack you up…don’t say it..
RedX: I kid I kid………….i think.
Adder: ………>.>
SlimJim: Alright enough chit chatter everyone on we are leaving.


***Everyone gets in the vehicle, they leave. Everyone is weapon prepare. As they drive to Wing’s base they can clearly see that the rhino were heading that same way, for all the remains of the scrappers all along the path that they were taking. After a grueling long drive they star to near wing’s base. Already they can see the base…or what left of it. Wing’s base was crushed as well, but the damage was different…it was as if a massive boulder fell on top of it and flatted it clean. Not all of wing’s base was destroy there was still part intact that barely taking any damage. It was easily noticed that wing group was taken by surprise by their visitors. For a lot of stuff was left behind….especially weapons.., that not what stuck out to everyone. Right on the pathway there was a arm…just a plain arm that look like it had been cut off clearly..***


RedX: Random arm….wait is that……
Numpty: Wings arm!?!!!? The tattoo of a cobra….that his tattoo isn’t it?
SlimJim: Hm……It would appear to be his arm…but where the rest of him…..
Adder: Hopefully still in tact…
Googly: We got duck tape if not?
SlimJim: googly…that not even funny…he a co-commander…that like important and shit.
LOLMat shall we trek on to see where is everyone?
SlimJim: Yes we shall…


***They left Wing’s base and follow some track that left the complex…but the track were bizarrely strange….the actual footprints weren’t anything remotely close to being human…or rhino. As they drove, the track headed toward the big city a little. Then they came to a massive pile of shredded scrappers…***

Bacon: God that reek……
Cookie: We got everything but air freshener…
Luna: Deff boy scrappers….girls scrappers don’t stink that bad…
Googly: luna………. >.>
Numpty: Think the rhino did this?
SlimJim: Hmmm I don’t know…


***SlimJim thinks…trying to think what the cause of this,,, and how they made everything like this…At first he was visualizing Mortal Kombat characters doing all crazy god like move to the scrappers using all kinds of fatalities and such…But he disperse that random thought. Because he knew those people didn’t live around them…they live in like Tokyo Japan. He try to picture how rhino could do it…but what he couldn’t figure out was how they were able to stack the scrappers…since he noticed their sideway arms only swinged side ways and little vertically…Maybe they picked up the scrappers? No that can’t be it, because granted the rhino were big…it would take them way to long to stack this many scrappers…Maybe there more of them?...Hmm too many questions….Need more answers and info…***


SlimJim: I have come to a conclusion

***Everyone look at him in surprise, thinking and saying you already figure out what did this?***


Numpty: I knew my leader was smart
Googly: I know right. He the next Einstein
Star: Right after my adder!
Adder: Damn right x + 5 = 7 solve for x answer is 2 bam! Bitch!
LOLMat: Off topic…fail……So on topic what you think did this and how SlimJim?
SlimJim: what I think did this is….


***Everyone getting little antsy how he linger the answer***
Everyone(but slim) says: Say it already!



SlimJim: I have absloutly no idea what did this.
LOLMat: Ah………………………..troller…….
Numpty: trolling noob
Adder: fail…
Star: no adder in this case…its EPIC FAIL!..
Cookie: no cookie for you…
Bacon: no bacon for you….
Luna: That was actually pretty funny lol.
MamaTaco: Commando pull a fast one over us! Hehe

SlimJim: Sorry had to…I mean its not like I said look gullible written on the ceiling


***Before anyone could look up***


Slimjim: but we’re outside and that joke wouldn’t had worked. So anyways, we shall trek on to find more clues of wing’s group.

***Once everyone starting getting in the vehicle, they could now start hearing voices…***

LOLMat: What is that?.........
Numpty: I think it coming from pile of scrappers


***Everyone look and stare at pile of scrappers. It started moving…then a big pile of it toward top fall over and something start crawling out of it….***


SlimJim: Anarchy! You okay? Where everyone else?

Anarchy: Does it facking look like im okay, just crawled out of a pile of dead scrappers. Wings and everyone else is in the pile. I heard voices…thought I heard SlimJim so I told everyone and we trying to crawl out of pile. Wing is in bad shape…


***Everyone start digging into the pile, eventually finding Wing and company…once everyone was pulled out. The arm they saw out in road was indeed Wing…He start explaining what happen.***

Meanwhile at coke base



Coke: They back yet mofo?
Trunks: No boyfriend they are not…should be soon…


***RAWR!! Then a few heavy constant bangs on the massive door to coke headquater***

Trunks: It would seem they are back
Coke: Not shit dumbass…….I don’t know why I keep you around…..
Trunks: Cause I sexy?...
Coke: …..yes you are come here give me a smoochie
Grim: Hey coke the dreadnuts are back
Coke: Christ is everyone here stupid……Let them in
Tuna: Is the control on? Wouldn’t want another accident would we?
Coke: Yes it is on O’ wise dumbass
Shotgun: The door control jam again
Tuna: damn scrappers must had jam it. One second, okay there fix now try it.
Shotgun: yup its working here they come…
Grim: Sheesh get the heebie jeebies everytime I see them, gotta feel little bad for anyone that fall victim to them…
Coke: You getting soft on me…..
Grim: ye…NO! Fack those who get in our ways chomp chomp them all up!
Coke: That better.


***In come two massive tall creatures both approx 22 feet in height, two massive legs, in placement where their tiny arms use to be are two massive long arms. At the end of both arms land the hands that got 6inch long nail claws attach to each finger. A giant jaw that filled with many rows of teeths, blood is spilling to the floor from their mouth as they walk. Their tail of the beast has a spike ball attach to it. Some could say they are a warped version of T-Rexs from the dinosaur ages. These are truly terrifying creatures of hell. Creatures created by Coke the Bastard. As they walk in, everyone felt a little unease, but the collar on the beast keep them tame, with the controller being with coke. They walk to their each own separate quarter where another massive thick door is close behind them. At this time coke release the control that keep them tamed. The moment he did this, the quiet beasts that came in start rampaging in their own cell. Smashing and clawing at their door.***

Grim: Damn that loud…
Trunks: Sure that a good idea to release the control…they may try to rape me in my sleep……
Coke: And we care why? If anything that help wake you up and make you normal…and a man.
Trunks: No comment.
Shotgun: Well im going to go check on next batch of scrappers
Coke: Okay this time don’t fack up. One at a time or they get disorientated and will kill each other…
Tuna: I’ll supervise him to make sure he doesn’t act like a dumbass
Coke: Good idea dumbass
Trunks: But really is it wise to release control on them?
Coke: Yes because by doing so, when control is reinstated it will be it’s maxium potential strength, because had I keep control on it, they in theory could eventually become use to control…therefore making the control weaker…
Trunks:……..You so smart boyfrand!
Coke: I know…………..I know…bitch.
Trunks: So why don’t you release control of the creature in the Project X room?
Coke: Are you FACKING NUTS! If that thing went on a rampage…we be screwed….in the sense of deadmeat……That is one creature I will not release control on...way too dangerous. And it’s more crazy me me!!
Grim: well I’m going back to target practice room
Coke: Ya you do that…you can bearly hit the ground as is… >.>
Grim: AssH…
Coke: Yes I know you want my ass. But no access for you…DENIED!
Trunks: But I has?...
Coke: Only you now let go back to the office and have hot monkey sex…no really let watch some monkeys have hot sex..
Trunks: wooo!
Tuna and shotgun both think: They are deff fruitcakes……




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MEANWHILE SLIMJIM/TACO/WING GROUP



Wings: We were preparing for the daily tasks. Right about when we were going to set up. We heard a roar. I had Irock check it out. When he reported back to me, I had everyone leave the base. But unfountently we were too late. The creatures got here. But did not notice us right away. I had everyone go to other side of the base and start pulling together the scrappers into a big pile. Then we hid in it. Since Irock reported that the creatures didn’t seem to bother with dead scrappers.
Bagel: the Oder was horrible!!!
MasterWu: I came close to passing out…
Slimjim: So did did those creatures do the damage to your base?
Wings: I don’t know and I don’t think they did, I mean how could they…?
Anarchy: We did hear something else come but none of us got out of our hiding spot. But we heard heavy stomping. Perhaps it was a different sort of creatures.
Slimjim: yes perhaps……
Bagel: Anyway we going to your base or mamataco’s?
Slimjim: Neither… both of our base been destroyed as well.
Anarchy: Dem rhinos are scary…
Wings: so slimmie… what exactly the fuck we going to do then? Because I am not sleeping outside.
LOLMAT: you will if slim tell you to!
Star: quit being a pansy:
Blackadder: lol she said pansy Pfft
Numpty: He got a good point what are we going to do?
Slimjim: well I explained to Mamataco earlier, that we found another survivor group. Which they got their shit together. And a wicked awesome place.
Anarchy: so… big place?
Blackadder: freaking HUGGGEEE
Star: bigger then adders……..nvm.
Masterwu: perhaps we should head there?
Slimjim: gawd you guys really like getting a word in. Now as I was saying we are welcome to join raz mike group. So let collect what we can from wings base then head there.
All company: aye sir.


***They collect all useable material from guns to food. And started the drive back to razmike base. On the drive slimjim made it clear that this does not mean they are combining their group under razmike. For slimjim work under nobody…..except Hannah montanna. Pfft As they approach Razmike base, they were greeted with a crowd that already gather. Before reaching the gate however they had to swerve around all the trenches that were dug up. Two days have passed since they were last here. Razmike greeted all***

Razmike: Welcome everyone. I am razmike. This is base “Scrapper Assassins”. Make yourself at home.

***Razmike gave them a tour of the base, and then everyone went their own way. ***

Ninja: so raz how long do you plan on letting the newbies stay here?
RazMike: I dunno maybe forever and ever? Why what up?
Ninja: Nothing just one of them members seem suspicious..
RazMike: Really? Who?!


***Ninja whisper the name to Razmike***

RazMike: Hmm I understand why you’d say that. But he seems like a stand up guy. Don’t think much on it.
Ninja: okay…


*** Bvigil , 2 , wunderrolf and realm playing intense game of CTF on black ops 1. While banana and sarge are at the gun range target practicing. Colvertron at the food hall….eating his life away. Adder and star are making their room comfrontable for the night. Slimjim , Numpty and LOLMat are having a rowdy game of poker. LOLmat is winning. The rest of the day is quiet as the night comes. A shadow move quickly across the field……with what seem to be c4 strap to his back…stay tune for next chapter***


Chapter Five: Coke the Bastard

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raz i give it like 9 thumbs up but now i am angry because i will be wondering what heppens next for like a week DAMN U
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lol. bvigil im not gonna wait a week. Next chapter comes when i finish it. This was more of a intro to see if anyone liked it. I see that some like it. So i'll post the second chapter when it finish which will be longer then the 1st.

@taco dont' worry like i said in first post almost everyone is going to be in it. Excluding members who are never around.

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i love the story. ty for including me. i cant wait to hear the rest.
 
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y did i have to be the one that dies.... lol
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oh btw ty for including a shotgun for me. that is a kick @$$ and awesome looking gun
 
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Nice how you give me a nazi jacket xD And I would be dual wielding that stuff man! Anyways.....I think you could have cleaned up the grammar and all a bit.....It was kinda hard to tell if someone was talking or not. Try using "(Insert speech here.)" for when people are talking and all. Otherwise good story.

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I completely agree ice. Chapter two should be much easier to read.
 
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yea make it like so ur reading a play. so put it like this
Juggalo: What in it?
LOLMAT: say I don’t know.
then the stuff that they do put in () after what they say so it would be like this
Juggalo: What in it?
LOLMAT: say I don’t know.(He opened up the envelop. It was a bunch of pictures; Pictures of the area they were currently living in. It showed thoudsand of them everywhere) see what im saying. it will make reading it a lot easier. also proof read
 
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Funny you say that jug, because that exactly how i've been doing chapter two.
 
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Is it just me, or do I feel a machinima coming on ~jump_happy~ lol

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i/we wish i had such programs or skillz to do so..that would be just awesome!!
 
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Yeah....

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Yes, I couldn't read that one, it was too confusing. If you sort out the grammar, I'll read chapter 2.

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For speech do like Jugg said, and maybe the story bit do in italics ? That might work.
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