"drkinferno, a za jailer, and a za admin are walking around on the prisoner discussing the maker of the zombie virus who's imprisoned in a za jail"
za jailer: I warn you, once cannibal (the maker) gets inside your head, he'll seriously mind @$&& you.
Za admin: how so?
Jailer: well cannibal knows how, just don't let him ask questions
drkinferno: I think we can handle it
(the group reaches cannibal's cell)
jailer: here it is, I'll be back
drk: you must be cannibal, I'm drk
can: why so formal? Can't we be more relaxed?
Admin: all we can tell you, is that someone has made your method into making zombies to be able to control them.
Can: tell me drk , why do you seem so stressed? Did Something happen?
Drk: okay okay! My uncle made me dress up as a girl and sit on his friends laps :'(
can: omg! Really?!
Drk: no, back to topic can you tell us who made the virus to control the zombies?
Can: his name is roflhax, he was the best of my students, yet wanted more than I could offer him, and left me for his own ideals
"a za runs by"
za: another attack! Optic rangers have attacked the alpha server!
Za admin: shit! We need to get going!
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reporter: as you can see behind me, the optic rangers and their controlled zombies are destroying everything in their path, if the alpha server falls, this will utterly cripple za power
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Za admin: all right pvts, lock and load, we're moving out.
Za: you heard him men, let's move
za admin- za colonel: what's the situation?
Za colonel: the ors and zombies have both bases taken over, we can barely get men in without casualties, admin take your men and eradicate the scum that is staying in the bases!
Za admin: yes colonel, you heard him! To the bases!
"fights go on as zas fight the ors"
admin: pull back!
Za : can't do that "pulls out hog turret"
za: die!!!
"a lone optic ranger burns the za to death"
admin:nooo! Finish the fight!
"the zas make a final attack on the base, killing all zombies and ors that stand in their way"
za general- radio:good work team, now your next mission is to get to a VIP for me
admin: got it
"the zas find the VIP, and find that he's dead along with a dead hacker"
za: look sir, looks like a hacker of sorts
admin: looks like the general would be interested...
za general: its obvious from here that we cannot allow the optic rangers to attack again. we will assemble to counter-strike. the plan is to have our best close quarters combats sps to go in and take out a good portion of the base, at the same time our snipers will be aiding you. the objective, is get to a sattalite operated artillery position and use that to attack their capital.
"screen shows up"
voice: hello gentleman, all your base are belong to us- haha gotcha
ze general: damn it drk dont do that again, you almost gave me a heart attack
drk: sorry, however, our little friend has provided us with some useful info, roflhax has given somekind of mind control device on a radio tower that broadcasts a message to the zombies, we could a. destroy it and cause the zombies to go feral, b. change the broadcast signals for them to destroy optic rangers
za general: seems good, but why should we trust him?
drkinferno: got any other leads? this broadcast signal is in the same place you talked about. unfortunately, i cannot make it to the attack, go on without me.
za general: all right, to your stations men! i want this broadcast tower taken out by supper!
"the zas move into hogs and move out"
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"event: kaboom"
za admin: gogogo!
"bullets fly and canons boom as the zas overwhelm the optic rangers and zombies"
"a za tackles the last man in the broadcast room"
punch!
za: this is for the servers!
punch!
za:this is for my friends!
punch!
za: and this is for you!
punch! punch!
optic ranger: you hit like a child! dont you realize you've lost?
za: what do you mean?
ors: do you remember the zwg missle incident?
za: yes...
ors: you have less than 2 mins to get out before it detonates turning you all into zombies.. haha "coughs up blood and dies.. somehow"
za admin: shit! get back to the hogs!
"zas run to the hogs but.... KABOOM!, the old bio missle detonates, turning all who remain into zombies"
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za general: ....... omg.... those men... they were the best...
za: dont worry sir they'll be avenged
za general: at what cost?! they were my subordinates! they were.... agggh "storms out"
za colonel: all right, since the general is unable to command at this time, i'll will be issuing the orders from now on.
drkinferno: all right, (punches the hacker rep) your our bitch now, tell us where roflhax is.
hacker rep: hahaha if you think i'm scared of being punched in the face, you must know i am not afraid.
drkinferno: hahhaha "punch" "punch" tell us where that terrorist is or i swear i will kill you
za: drk hes our only lead if you kill him, we'll be stuck here
hacker: or for a price, i could tell you....
"bang, bang, bullets fly"
drk: shit, the hackers are here for him
hacker: shit! they want me dead!
za: we'll have fight our way out
za-radio: come in chickentooth, we need extraction, the hackers have found our location, and want the "package" (the captured hacker) dead!
radio: affirmative, a hog transport will be waiting at the main road
za: got it, drk we're moving out!
"drk, the "package" and the za run as they try to fight there way out of the area"
drk: into the hog!
"they get into the hog and fire at the hackers, the hackers bring in two banshees"
za: drk bring down the banshees!, or we're not getting out of here!
drk: got it
"fires at banshee, and shoots it down, but the other banshee fires and knocks over the hog'
..... several hours later...
drk: "cough" "cough" uggh my head.... WTH?! "drk finds that he is strapped to a chair" where the @#$#@ $%^ am i?
"drk gets tortured by hackers"
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za colonel: all right: agent drk and za have gone MIA, who knows maybe even KIA
red eye: sir we cant leave them to torment and death
za colonel: which is why we're sending in a team to get them out
golden eagle; got it sir
demon: just send the order, and we can be there in 4 hours
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2 hours later...
"drk is in a cage, along with the za, the hackers drag him out to play russian rouletee,.... with a shotgun....."
drk: arrowhead! you're alive
arrowhead: i'm tired drk, i want out.... SCREW YOU HACKERS "arrowhead tries to flee, but is gunned down by the hackers"
drk: you sonuvabitches! i'll kill you al- "meleed in the face with a pistol"
hacker: shut up and play!!!
"hackers bring in za"
hacker: rules are simple we give a shottie to one guy, if the shell is loaded with plastic bbs, the other guy gets to live, if not.. the shooter blows his friend away.
za:SCREW ALL OF- "za smacked in face"
hacker: any more talk and we kill you both!
drk: "in sign lanquage" i got a plan trust me,
"drk shoots the hacker with the shotgun, picks up his ar and drk and za fight there way out, they find a rocket hog and leave"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2 hours later...
red eye: sir, we havent found either drk or za
za colonel: what?
demon: yes sir, seems like the hackers in this base were all killed.....
the hackers have attacked an optic ranger server, and managed to pin the blame on za. Za's allies (hb ) aren't around (truth is i don't have permission from them to include them) the locked and alpha servers have been taken over. Leaving only the site (head quarters) and the beta server. Once the beta server falls, this will leave the site
ripe for invasion. The za counter strike force have
become zombies from an old middle left over from
the ZA-ZWG war. With larger numbers, the
invasion of the last of zas strongholds seem iminent. Agent drkinferno and his za campanion are lost out in the wilderness with slim chance of survival. The za special forces commanding officer had an emotional breakdown from the loss of his men. Even with the odds against them, the zas hold strongly. Meanwhile, the infamous terrorist, roflhax, is running around destroying za interests, even with drk's mercenary group 'the old doomers' and za SPS searching for him, roflhx has eluded them time and again. What is his motives? Will the za-optic ranger war come to end peacefully? Or will the war shatter za power for good what the dark lord dynasty failed to do so long ago. But, za special agent drkinferno (am I being a narccisist?) has information, that could tip the war into za favor. If only....
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secret meeting between the leaders of optic rangers and the hackers
hacker leader (roflhax)- remember, dynasty... (OMG! dyn's the optic ranger leader?!)
optic ranger leader, dynasty- yeah yeah, you'll get your pay, just as soon as za is destroyed.
roflhax- riddle me this, why do you hate them enough to pay me, to attack your server?
dynasty- lets just say i got some history with it... i leave my lieutenant in charge for some time, and woah and behold they kill him, his man in charge , grim, is killed too. knowing they'd kill me as well, i came up with a new identity, and led hal life soldiers into halo for my sweet vengance
roflhax- i dont need your life story, i just want my money, these attacks arent free
dynasty- well after my optic rang- hahaha seriously , they'll attack the beta server, from there roflhax, your guys will sneak in and wreck havoc on their site, allowing me to finally get vengance.
roflhax- and after the war, what will you do about my organization hmm?
dynasty- you will be taken care o-
roflhax- i've been there before bub, and i can just kill you now too
dynasty- damn you're good
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at beta server......
za sniper: sound the alarm the optic rangers are he-
"counter sniped"
za: attack!
"za hogs and tanks rush out to meet the foe, as both sides fight for control"
za admin: fire the scorpian artillery!
"scorpians fire missles, devestating the assaulting optic rangers"
optic rangers: shit, pull back, take out the tanks!
"optic rangers divert their banshees into destroying the tanks"
