Wanker

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later.... in a za meeeting room...
za general: all right ladies and gentleman, as you can see, za is in quite a jam
golden eagle: tell me about it, first hackers steal the source code, then massacre of optic rangers, now, we...
za general: thats quite enough of the obvious dont you think? anyways, there's a more pressing matter to attend to. on a lan server, on blood gulch, a rep from ors and the hacker clan(bigred) are planning to meet. in otherwords, the hackers are selling them the infamous virus that creates the zombies we're fighting..
red eye: and let me guess, we have to go in and take them out.
za general: we've also brought in a mercenary-for hire group called: doomers of old led by drkinferno, he'll be your back up in case things get too hot, and since doo has no "affiliation" with za, if they're caught we wont take anymore heat
za sps demon: you doubt us sir?
ze general: no i dont doubt your ability, its that we cant risk too much as of right now. now into your hogs move out!
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hours later, the za sps meet up with their doomer contact, drkinferno
drk: all right, they wll be meeting over there, by the red hills. my men should be enough to distract them long enough.
demon: they brought security with them?
drk: security up the ass, hell i cant even get in and i've-
red eye: thats enough war stories old timer
drk: :'( now get into positions
one hour later...
drk: look, theres the rep..... i'll tell my men to go around and cut them off, i'll provide covering fire incase... do not kill the rep though, we need him alive
red eye: got it... aiming for the legs
"boom shot goes through bigred's legs, his security open fire"
golden eagle: kill the security!
"after a brief firefight, the security is wiped out allowing za sps to extract the hacker rep out"
drk: all right, we'll stay here and.... give welcme to the ors, you get the package (hacker rep) back to your za head quarters
(they all go to seperate hogs, and speed away)
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meanwhile....
za admin: umm... our beta server seems to be going down, hey guys in beta whats going on?
beta za: uh nothing going on right here. faulty equipment maybe?
za admin: all right, run a scan and see wth is going o- wait, now our alpha server is down... hey guys in alpha wth is going on?
alpha za: we dont know what you're talking about, there isnt anything other than the usual zombie killing
za admin: aggh this is getting annoying.... hey locked server how are you guys holding u-
locked za: agghh they're everywhere! "sounds of gunshots" how'd they get in?! stay back! (gunshots)
za admin: wth is going on over there?!
locked za: OPTIC RANGERS! AND ZOMBIES! all on the same side! ahhhhhhh! (gun shot before body is dropped to floor) "static"
za admin: ah shit.. (to radioboy) radioboy! call in command and tell them we're being attacked!
radioboy: got i-
(optic ranger tank blows up communications tower)
"static"
optic ranger: vengance will be ours !
end of part 3
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