Wanker

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Joined: 11.05.11
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"bullets whistling around"
random ZA admin: get up za pvt, ZA lead the way, now move!
"za assaulting enemy base... whatever that may be"
za pvt, picks up an ar and mows down the enemy.
"battle is over"
random za general (not current leaders in case you're wondering): you must be za pvt. i've read your dossier and to be frank i am impressed. follow me to my hog, you'll be taking orders from me now. now lets go.
"hog drives for sometime"
za general: za pvt. you've been promoted to the ZA special forces.
za pvt.: nvr heard of them sir
za general: thats because they "dont" exsist. their mission is simple: the survival of za, missions include hacking, counter-hacking, raids, pow rescue..
za pvt.: whats the current mission?
za general: i shouldnt say this, but a group of hackers have learned the source code of our servers, if we dont get it back.... no, we will get it back
za pvt: hackers?
za general: yes, many trolls, but their leaders are serious business, they are a group of anarchists who seek the destruction of all clans.
za pvt: where are the za sps on this?
za general: already on the mission
~mission:take it back!~
(in infinity)
za sp, red eye: all right i see it now (looking through the scope)
za sp, golden eagle: how many hackers do you see?
red eye: about a dozen, from reports, they are able to frag ban you with their modded weapons. seems like they're planning to attack us...
golden eagle: all right, i'll take the right, you can provide cover
"red eye begins to open fire on hackers"
"golden eagle manages to take the source code back"
golden eagle: all right red eye i've got the package "radios allies" i got it, we'll need extraction!
raptor: extraction is being sent out, head to the revendevous point, be there in 10 mins
"golden eagle and red eye get into a hog as hacker clan banshees arrive"
golden eagle: shit! red eye take out the banshees!
"banshees get destroyed"
(out of nowhere, more hackers show up and surround them)
golden eagle- to hq: HQ! we've been compromised
hacker: you are surrounded, get out of your hog, or we will shoot, trust me, these weapons will do more than kill you
red eye - whispering to golden eagle: dont worry, i've rigged the place with explosives, still have a shot?
golden eagle: yeah i'll use it
hacker: i'll count to three - 1,
red eye: hold...
hacker: 2...
red eye: NOW!
(explosion kills the hackers allowing for the za sps to be extracted)
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later...
za general- reports have come in, that the source code has been recovered, guess the higher ups can sleep easily now.. however, the hacker clan is still a threat, here's where you come in.
za pvt: me sir?
za general: yes, here is the leader of the hacker clan (roflhax), this bastard has taken down servers, websites, and mmorpgs more times then bill clinton has boned interns
well, your his bitch now, do what he says, and act like one of them.... or else this whole mission is a failure
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