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Posted on 09/07/2011 19:52:23
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 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."
 
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 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS EPIC
 
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 frank was talking with the guy's at the gun-club. when he said didn't ever want to have kids. one of them suggests he should get a vasectomy. so he does and that same night he has the time of his life. 2 months pass and he get a phone call from the girl he spent the night with. she say's she is pregnant with his child. frank went mad at the next gun-club meeting screaming ~how did this happen!?! it can't happen!~ the guy who suggested te vasectomy replied~ well you removed the clip but you forgot the one in the barrel.~

made this joke myself awhile back. hope you liked it. XD
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 lol
 
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ZA humpty wrote:[/b]

lol
 
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RazNinjaMike wrote:

ZA humpty wrote:[/b]

lol
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Devase wrote:

RazNinjaMike wrote:

ZA humpty wrote:[/b]

lol
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special


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kitykatt wrote:

Devase wrote:

RazNinjaMike wrote:

ZA humpty wrote:[/b]

lol
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 ccccombo breaker. XD
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 i like how nobody notcied the name change in the posts XD
 
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 lol
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 many lolz
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:

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 http://www.youtub...rnd63DAH8o

lol @ the spok one, the force and duct tape
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 Like hat, many lolz! ~rofl~
 
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 I was going to yell at you for bringing back a dead thread, but then I read the joke and started laughing.
 
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