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didnt do my homework, and ended up like raz O_O
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RazNinjaMike wrote:

3. offer adder money for a promotion


LMFAOOOOO! IS THIS TRUE? ROFL!
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1. There's this teacher at school whom everyone hates with a passion, and a group of us were sitting at a table talking shit about this teacher. We were saying some pretty mean things which I wont repeat.

Yeah, teacher AND her daughter who goes to the school were listening in behind us. I felt pretty bad

2. I drove my BelAir into a rock while coming out of doing a Rockford Turn, and the guy in the passenger seat hit his head on the roof and got a concussion:/
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JP wrote:
RazNinjaMike wrote:

3. offer adder money for a promotion


LMFAOOOOO! IS THIS TRUE? ROFL!


Most likely. Look at his Xfire nickname: "CanBeBribed"


Edit: Also forgot to post this Xfire message he sent me earlier when I was playing League of Legends.

Conversation started between ! /q8;\  /q8;\/q8;\Link and [ZÅ]Raz Admin CanBeBribed: Sun, Oct 20 21:00:14 2013
[21:00] [ZÅ]Raz Admin CanBeBribed: what does inb4 mean ive seen people use it in a sentence

^ LMFAO! ~noob~
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Make a female Runescape account. Join a clan.... join a forums..... keep up this façade for months.... Female cousin is pregnant, so I pretend that the female character I used is also pregnant. Use her pictures as proof... 8 months pregnant, have a baby shower... Get a lot of free stuff (This was before the ban on free trade mind you)... Then at 9 months I post:

"Everyone... today we lost Elizabeth... her and the baby."

Everyone flipped shit. Then I signed onto "her" runescape account one last time, and dropped traded with my main. I never looked back and I regret nothing!
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus

I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around.
 
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Caesar wrote:
Make a female Runescape account. Join a clan.... join a forums..... keep up this façade for months.... Female cousin is pregnant, so I pretend that the female character I used is also pregnant. Use her pictures as proof... 8 months pregnant, have a baby shower... Get a lot of free stuff (This was before the ban on free trade mind you)... Then at 9 months I post:

"Everyone... today we lost Elizabeth... her and the baby."

Everyone flipped shit. Then I signed onto "her" runescape account one last time, and dropped traded with my main. I never looked back and I regret nothing!


Frown wut da frigg yo
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Vulture wrote:
JP wrote:
RazNinjaMike wrote:

3. offer adder money for a promotion


LMFAOOOOO! IS THIS TRUE? ROFL!


Most likely. Look at his Xfire nickname: "CanBeBribed"


Edit: Also forgot to post this Xfire message he sent me earlier when I was playing League of Legends.

Conversation started between ! /q8;\  /q8;\/q8;\Link and [ZÅ]Raz Admin CanBeBribed: Sun, Oct 20 21:00:14 2013
[21:00] [ZÅ]Raz Admin CanBeBribed: what does inb4 mean ive seen people use it in a sentence

^ LMFAO! ~noob~


Raz it's used to show something that may or may not happen at a future tense. I think it's called a premonition or something like that.

Example:
*Own everyone in using Malzahar*
At end of game say "inb4 everyone buys Malz"

I'm not great at explaining stuff but jajaja ~rockon~
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Be 17
Use cripple bathroom (Cause I like the handlebars damn it)
A cripple in a wheel chair starts cussing me out how I took "his stall"
Get out of stall to wash my hands
Cripple continues cussing me out "Are you even listening to me"
I just told him "Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of myself walking
I leave the stall... hear sobs of cripple... regret nothing
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Caesar wrote:
Make a female Runescape account. Join a clan.... join a forums..... keep up this façade for months.... Female cousin is pregnant, so I pretend that the female character I used is also pregnant. Use her pictures as proof... 8 months pregnant, have a baby shower... Get a lot of free stuff (This was before the ban on free trade mind you)... Then at 9 months I post:

"Everyone... today we lost Elizabeth... her and the baby."

Everyone flipped shit. Then I signed onto "her" runescape account one last time, and dropped traded with my main. I never looked back and I regret nothing!


Oh shit. That's intense.
 
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llamas wrote:
Caesar wrote:
Make a female Runescape account. Join a clan.... join a forums..... keep up this façade for months.... Female cousin is pregnant, so I pretend that the female character I used is also pregnant. Use her pictures as proof... 8 months pregnant, have a baby shower... Get a lot of free stuff (This was before the ban on free trade mind you)... Then at 9 months I post:

"Everyone... today we lost Elizabeth... her and the baby."

Everyone flipped shit. Then I signed onto "her" runescape account one last time, and dropped traded with my main. I never looked back and I regret nothing!


Oh shit. That's intense.


TLDR: I convinced a bunch of people my female character was pregnant, got free stuff (an amulet of power too), pretended she died in childbirth, and took all of the stuff from that account to my main.
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus

I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around.
 
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Caesar wrote:
llamas wrote:
Caesar wrote:
Make a female Runescape account. Join a clan.... join a forums..... keep up this façade for months.... Female cousin is pregnant, so I pretend that the female character I used is also pregnant. Use her pictures as proof... 8 months pregnant, have a baby shower... Get a lot of free stuff (This was before the ban on free trade mind you)... Then at 9 months I post:

"Everyone... today we lost Elizabeth... her and the baby."

Everyone flipped shit. Then I signed onto "her" runescape account one last time, and dropped traded with my main. I never looked back and I regret nothing!


Oh shit. That's intense.


TLDR: I convinced a bunch of people my female character was pregnant, got free stuff (an amulet of power too), pretended she died in childbirth, and took all of the stuff from that account to my main.
Why the fuck did i not think about that. I am upset now, i thought i was clever when i played Runescape.
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1) Can't tell you the worse thing I think I've done because of you all under 18, and I was 5 at the time and didn't know better Sad

2) I farted and scared the S*** out of my mom while she was working.

3) My sister likes to drop her earing pieces and leave them on the ground. I got so pissed off stepping on them, that every time I found one, I threw it in the back tank of my toilet. I think I threw like 6 in there haha.
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I switched my brother's room door with his closet door (see they're different sizes so they won't close at all)

Laughed at a homeless bum, because he asked me money for "alcohol research" he was like "I'm a person too" I just kept laughing and walked away

Got a teacher fired cause he pissed me off

Stole a Gameboy color from an enemy of mine at age 6 (destroyed his childhood... started my own)

Age 9, fat kid a bully, pissed me off, lets just say he never bothered me again (it was non-lethal)

Uncle tells me to go to bed early, I wipe a magnet all over his new tv (got caught later and had to pay for it.... We don't talk much)
Edited by Caesar on 10/23/2013 00:56:42
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus

I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around.
 
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Like Turbo said can't share all unless.....perhaps we can get a content waiver for this thread?

Today I was at work and we have this dry erase board where we can write messages to ops admins etc so I wrote on said board I need help I accidentally my work station and signed it using a cambodian guys name that speaks very little english and watched as the ops admin and IT techies tried to figure out what he was talking about of course he had no idea what id written. The confused look on everyones faces was priceless as they tried to figure out what happened.
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Got Oprah Winfrey to say "Over 9000 pe*****"





jking, I could never do that.
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Got m00t the title of 2009 most influential person in the world.
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banged my lunch lady
 
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banged my lunch lady

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Destroyed my sister's car.
 
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Put wasabi in my moms toothpaste hahahahahahaha
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