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Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune? :P

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? :P
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1. It was obviously sadistic person
2. Babies of course
3. Coincidence
4. Yes. Linda Blair who was in the exorcist was said to have been scarred for life after starring in and subsequently watching that movie.
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Lol well have u seen wat she looks like now?
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lol carnage ill find some more for you Pfft

Why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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More questions please!
Edited by ZA BrickSquad on 09/19/2012 22:04:38
 
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1. Click here for a wonderful explanation
2. To kill bacteria
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Ok not to make this all akward or anything BUT this has always always always plagued my mind: why do guys love boobs so much? Not trying to do anything bad just REALLY wanna know, its in my head all the time.
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rosario wrote:
Ok not to make this all akward or anything BUT this has always always always plagued my mind: why do guys love boobs so much? Not trying to do anything bad just REALLY wanna know, its in my head all the time.


That's how we reproduce. Males look for females that look healthy...Btw the milk taste sweeter than cow's milk.

That's all I'm telling you young one, not getting into detailed.
 
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lol i wont answer Slows question Pfft. lol but things like that always puzzle people Pfft. like in Kansas i think it was. some state anyway lol. If 2 trains meet at a crossing neither shall leave till the other has gone......say what?
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lol carnage why do you have to be so smart! :P Yeah Slowbro I am not gonna get into that question haha i don't really know what to say about that..... sooo.... anyway.... ok i got so more.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? :P

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? :D

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? :?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Allie wrote:

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? :?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


You succeed because you succeeded twice and failed one time at the same time. So 2-1= 1 Lol! Success!

No, he/she would be considered "Coo-coo" =P
 
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If a bat is lying upside down in a cave is it considered on its feet or what ever you call it from the bat's perspective?
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Carnage wrote:
1. It was obviously sadistic person
2. Babies of course
3. Coincidence
4. Yes. Linda Blair who was in the exorcist was said to have been scarred for life after starring in and subsequently watching that movie.


lmao
So i dont have to repeat it that often: Im from Poland and i live in Germany lol
You can tellem that ive been through hell and back
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mikeypy wrote:
If a bat is lying upside down in a cave is it considered on its feet or what ever you call it from the bat's perspective?


yes its on its feet.
 
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Allie wrote:
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Pfft

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Grin

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? :?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


1: They don't even have signs to have things written on.
2: Superman's head isn't invincible.
3: You successfully failed.
4: It depends on how his other personality feels about it.
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lol very interesting answers Pfft
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I got one. Why does Hawaii have interstates if it's surrounded by water?
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Why does my toast always land butter side down even when I butter the other side instead?
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The Hat of Love wrote:
Why does my toast always land butter side down even when I butter the other side instead?

Sod's law.
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