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ATTN: All Drivers
FC_SlimJim
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Posted on 11/05/2011 06:52:38
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 Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.



This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.


This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
 
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ZA EZrab
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Posted on 11/05/2011 06:54:44
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 lmao such a example setter u r slim
 
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The Hat of Love
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 You won't find Slim driving over the blood Ribena limit.
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Drkinferno
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 hahaha you will never see me drinking and driv-

hold my beer watch this
 
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ZA RedXlll
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 I read this and think of last week when i was riding my bike drinking my juice box. I felt so dangerous!
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 lol red u so badass xD
 
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ZA Luna
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Posted on 11/05/2011 10:35:28
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special


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 Thanks slim, ill remember that when i get my learners permit in 3 monthes Grin
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ZA lemonzandcandy
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 MISTER SLIMJIM!!! YUTRY AND WARN US BOUT SAFE DRIVING?
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 Lol omg Slim that is funny as hell.
 
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ZA Luna
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Posted on 11/05/2011 11:06:24
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special


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 hey, im almost at 1000 posts
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 HEY! Drinking bottled water or gatorade while driving does not make me an asshole Sad
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FC_SlimJim
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Posted on 11/05/2011 11:10:12
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 nope, but saying you drive while !drinking alcohol does Smile
 
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Sarge
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 ~biggrin~
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 Off topic, but is anyone else disturbed by the .gifs in former Slim's signature?
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The Hat of Love
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Smiley wrote:

Off topic, but is anyone else disturbed by the .gifs in former Slim's signature?

VERY YES.
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Posted on 11/05/2011 12:48:06
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 I would prefer for them to be replaced with something less disturbing, but I guess that's his own choice.
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za heystarface
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Posted on 11/05/2011 12:49:47
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 ya i don't look at them directly, they piss me off gross me out disturb me ewwwwww
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ZA EZrab
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Posted on 11/05/2011 12:50:32
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 lol slim is sick
 
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The Hat of Love
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Posted on 11/05/2011 13:03:34
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 le sicks

french for 'the sicks'
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RazNinjaMike
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Posted on 11/05/2011 16:59:50
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 its from the movie jackass lol. and funny post slimmie. luna your not 18? lol
 
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