The REAL Reason

Mini-Divisions were Created

By Drkinferno

years have passed since the end of the zombie war. Children are safe to play at night, men can drink in peace, and hot blondes... well you know the rest. however, the threat of zombies remains. Carnage and masterA have been given the important task of training noobs to fight future zombie wars (insert picture of carnage in a marine corps drill seargant style yelling at a noob, damn that noob is good with camo, didnt see him at target practice).....

with rebuilding, we need resources, numpty and others were contracted to set up a colony in the new world.. terraria. there, he and the colonists set up houses.... until the kamikaze clowns or whatever (the local clown tribes) disagreed with their presence.

drkinferno (myself) and others were assigned to go back to the past to stop the zombie invasion... (however thanks to a certain someone's lack of physics skills) we were sent back too far.. in the middle of the quake and doom wars (and the post quake/doom war duke nukem 3d riots)


and then huggy and bagles created an airborne unit, known as the halo jumpers (based off the old ZAACD "Zombie assassins Airborne Combat Division" whose reputation for fierce fighting was honed in the zwd/zwg war, the hb crisis,the fc and za skrimishes and the rsc and oc conflicts... ) the airborne unit is expected expected for deployment in mid 2013 as well as potentially ranking in prowess and prestige as ZFEST (ZOmbie assasins first encounter strike team), ZASFs (Zombie Assassins special forces) and the infamous FC Force recon (full of compassion, touching people's hearts a mile away)

now, vigil was creating a war simulator (called call of duty) where soldiers join into a virtual reality realm where soldiers train and fight... promotions are based off this.

to ensure the tradition of sniping amongst za personnell, phoenix has taken it upon himself to train future za snipers. the training will be a very meticulous process and is expected for dificulties in future... there is a 10% success rate, but those that pass are tough as hell



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to admin (think of them as officers):reconnaissance has reported sightings of what appears to be a flying reptile (a dragon if you will), in a small area code named "elder scrolls". Bvigil is conducting a series of tests to train "dragon born" or domesticated dragons in use for battle. such a power would be quite useful in any future military endeavors. however, this is not an offensive weapon and failure is expected if the dragonborn unit is attacked

The Part Ones

By Drkinferno

za training camp part 1: at .....7:30 in the morning god who's up at that hour. a simple noob was enjoying his rest when.... carnage plays his screamer avi in noob's ear (WAHHHHHHHHHH, cries the screamer) CARNAGE: WAKE UP NOOB!

Time travel (classics part 1): admin: all right drk, you and your team will be sent to the past in 2009 and stop the zombie invasion... Drkinferno: got it boss. Admin: hit the machine in 3... 2...1...
drk and his team are sent to the year 1998..... Drk: uh what the hell? this is 14 years ago!!!

the airborne part 1: Bagles:ALL RIGHT NOOBS! time to jump! "bagles pushes the nearest noob out of the plane"

trainee: bagles sir! he didnt have a parachute
bagles: ah shit.... this never happened!!! Trainee: but sir it did happ- "bagles pushes trainee 2 out of plane"


Call of duty part 1: bvigil almost done with simula- DAMN IT DTOP TBAGGING! this simulator will be the pride and joy of the internet, no longer will kids be able to scream and cry, no longer shall they spam our ears (thats irony in case you didnt get that)

the dragon born: test 1: subject caused 4th degree burns (burned all the way through) to trainer.... trainer tasted like chicken mmm we should try that on our pows

test 2: dragon got pissed off and carried away trainer... both have been labled mia

test 3: "recording" dragon goes on rampage, i barely got out--- OH SHIT HE'S HERE AHHH- (recording cuts out there

test 4: dragon tries to mate will trainer...... trainer now has a shattered pelvis