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Random joke
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/19/2012 10:40:07
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ShawnPeezy
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Here is probably the most random joke ever. Do not cheat for the answer because I will know.
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? |
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| Sinder |
Posted on 05/19/2012 10:59:51
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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Purple
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 05/19/2012 11:27:58
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ShawnPeezy
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Because you touch yourself at night.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/19/2012 11:27:58
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ShawnPeezy
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Purple? How do you get purple?
Hat, that is not the point. And didn't I say not to tell people that? Jeez, go be British some where else.
Edited by ZA numpty on 05/19/2012 11:29:07 |
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 05/19/2012 11:31:56
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She claims her "friend" told her the answer...
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| Sinder |
Posted on 05/19/2012 11:47:55
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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za heystarface wrote:
She claims her "friend" told her the answer...
Yes the internet is my friend...  I WIN?!
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| stunt1man |
Posted on 05/19/2012 12:15:16
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ShawnPeezy
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one guy decides to take some training on how to hunt. so he sees an add in Google, where someone was offering a free hunting lesson. so he decides to go learn hunting from him since he couldn't resist that free offer.
guy meet the trainer in the forest for lessons on hunting. hunter has a gun (doesn't matter what kind)
guy: i am really bad at hunting, could you please teach me some?
trainer: sure, i will teach you all the skills necessary required to be a perfect hunter.
the guy doesn't believe him and decides to test his skills.
as they were walking through the jungle they saw a deer little far away.
guy: could you should that deer from here and kill it in one shot and prove your skills are worth it.
"shoots the deer" and bamnnn! deer is dead.
he is again not sure of his skills and decides to test more. as they were walking along the forest they see a bird ready to take off from the tree
guy: ok try and shoot that bird when it takes off and i will believe that you are really good.
bamnnn! fires the gun and it's a direct hit.
*bird fall back into the ground like an airplane crashing*
still the guy isn't satisfied.
as they were moving deeper into the forest they encounter a fly and the guy thinks that this is where the trainer can show his real skills.
guy: ok this is the final test for you. if you can shoot that fly and kill it then i would believe in you and i will pay, instead of free training.
bamnnnnn! direct hit. fly hits the ground and the guy claps and praises his skills, but soon the fly gets up and flies away. disappointed guy says
guy: you can't even kill a fly and you want to teach me how to become a pro hunter?
then the trainer replied
trainer: he wont be able to fuck again.
Halo PC Stunting Community - Rank-experienced/rcon holder
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| diehard |
Posted on 05/19/2012 17:15:15
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purple because aliens dont wear hats |
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/19/2012 18:21:09
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ShawnPeezy
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yea noob, way to look it up |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 05/19/2012 18:30:47
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ShawnPeezy
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He could have known it....
Welcome to the site diehard.
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| Pizzleini |
Posted on 05/19/2012 20:57:59
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Pizzleini
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/19/2012 21:02:40
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ShawnPeezy
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Phoenix wrote:
He could have known it....
Welcome to the site diehard.
That is not a joke you hear every day at school Phoenix. That is the first time I have ever seen that joke so I highly doubt he heard it enough times to have it memorized. In order to memorize something or make something a habit, you have to do or read it 30 times. |
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 05/19/2012 21:10:51
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ZA numpty wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
He could have known it....
Welcome to the site diehard.
That is not a joke you hear every day at school Phoenix. That is the first time I have ever seen that joke so I highly doubt he heard it enough times to have it memorized. In order to memorize something or make something a habit, you have to do or read it 30 times.
30 times?.....is that what the teacher told you numpty............just think...if you did it 29 times....all that extra time could have had been spare to play games......you wasted a lot of time  |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 05/19/2012 22:05:06
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ShawnPeezy
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People tend to remember things out of the ordinary. And as stated by you, it's not something "you hear everyday". Just saying it is a possibility.
Anymore jokes?
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/19/2012 22:15:21
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ShawnPeezy
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Also, i had a suspicion that was Shawn (which it was) and that is why I was kinda rude to him. |
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 05/19/2012 22:40:16
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best lie joke
"i did not have sexual relations with that women"-bill clinton
that lie is so untruthful that its a joke |
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| ZA BlackAdder |
Posted on 05/19/2012 22:55:03
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so wat was the answer?
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/19/2012 23:09:13
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ShawnPeezy
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diehard wrote:
purple because aliens dont wear hats
Noob shawn looked it up |
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| ledapus |
Posted on 05/20/2012 07:58:30
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well thats not true ninja i have heard the joke before WITHOUT using the internet
-Xfire: ledapus-
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LEDAPIE FOR THE WIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!
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| ninja |
Posted on 05/20/2012 09:02:46
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ledapus wrote:
well thats not true ninja i have heard the joke before WITHOUT using the internet
Why you bringing me into this, eh?
My brain is open.
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