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For Teh Lulz
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| ZA Bvigil |
Posted on 04/06/2012 00:25:20
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Well on my little break from the clan I've been trolling a bit specifically on Support chat rooms so I thought we could all share our little support trolls here
You are chatting with Chris H, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Chris H. Welcome to Apple!
Chris H: Hi! How are you tonight?
You: Hello I'm great
Chris H: Great! Glad to hear that! How can I help you tonight?
You: Well I've been having some issues with my macbook recently
Chris H: I am sorry to hear that!
Chris H: Ok, no Problem. Although, I am not trained in Tech Support, I will do my best to assist you.
Chris H: If I am not able to, I will be able to point you in the right direction. Is that ok?
You: That's fine nothing big really just wondering if macbooks support gaming of any sort
You: I recently bought a new game
You: and it is simply not working
Chris H: No problem, did you purchase the game from the Mac App Store?
You: Why yes I did
Chris H: No problem.
You: It gets to the loading screen
You: then just crashes
Chris H: Butm it is downloaded?
You: Yes it's fully downloaded
You: should I delete it and re download
Chris H: Have you tried rebooting your computer?
You: cause I must say it is really starting to rustle my jimmies
Chris H: Sometimes that clears things up.
You: I have indeed
Chris H: Ok.
You: I just don't want to give it up
You: and I sure don't want to let my kids down
You: But I feel like I may just have to run around and desert this
Chris H: No problem, let me get you a troubleshooting link
You: It might make them cry or even say goodbye
You: So I may just have to tell a lie and hurt them
Chris H: No problem, we will get you fixed up.
Chris H: If i can't then I will get you a number to call.
You: why thank you my good fellow

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| Sarge |
Posted on 04/06/2012 00:28:24
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trollin' the apple people...


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| ZA Bvigil |
Posted on 04/06/2012 00:42:27
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dear god their learning
You: also the game is called BTI
Chris H: No problem.
Chris H: Thats a nice game
You: why must you do this to me
Chris H: I am sorry, did the link not work?
You: may I ask what game BTI is
Chris H: I am not sure but are you talking about battle toad invasion.
You: dear god

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| Phoenix |
Posted on 04/06/2012 01:02:00
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ShawnPeezy

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They are tracking you



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| ZA EZrab |
Posted on 04/06/2012 01:06:36
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ShawnPeezy

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ZA Bvigil wrote:
You: may I ask what game BTI is
Chris H: I am not sure but are you talking about battle toad invasion.
You: dear god
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| iloveboobies |
Posted on 04/06/2012 02:50:37
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im pretty sure a nazi symbol will offend the jew part of this clan..
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 04/06/2012 11:47:47
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ShawnPeezy

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So... you're not actually the Jewish part of this clan?
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA Bvigil |
Posted on 04/06/2012 18:01:21
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technically the crimes were against the race of jews not the religion

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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 04/07/2012 09:58:17
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ShawnPeezy

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Well yes but being Jewish generally does make you a Jew so...
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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