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SLOWBRO'S DAILY JOKE!!!
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| rosario |
Posted on 01/21/2012 21:53:01
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Wanker
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Slowbro's weekly joke, laugh at yourself!! 
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.
"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?"
At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.
Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
Slowbro's weekly joke remember laugh at yourself
Edited by rosario on 02/01/2012 16:33:36
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
 
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 01/21/2012 21:55:59
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ShawnPeezy
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Haha I get it.
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 01/22/2012 09:48:28
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ShawnPeezy
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Very nice... 
I think you should keep these all in the same thread.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| rosario |
Posted on 01/25/2012 22:53:38
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y all in the same thread?
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 01/25/2012 22:55:29
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Admin
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Cause then i'll start deleting them.
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| rosario |
Posted on 01/25/2012 22:55:33
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y all in the same forum?
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| iloveboobies |
Posted on 01/25/2012 23:20:27
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you should make 1 thread and make it a daily joke thread, = more laughs
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| rosario |
Posted on 02/01/2012 16:31:49
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SLOWBRO'S DAILY JOKE!!! remeber laugh at urself
Signs That You are Too Drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor..
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
I'm as sober as a judge.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 02/01/2012 17:01:43
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ShawnPeezy
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Hat's Weekly Joke of the Week:
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| rosario |
Posted on 02/01/2012 17:17:41
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HEY GET UR OWN JOKE THREAD!!!!
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 02/01/2012 17:28:02
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ShawnPeezy
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Nah, I like this one.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| rosario |
Posted on 02/01/2012 17:51:24
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i knew u would say that -_- u meanie T_T
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| rosario |
Posted on 02/03/2012 11:45:33
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SLOWBRO'S DAILY JOKE!!! Laugh at yourself
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Remember laugh at yourself
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 02/03/2012 14:53:37
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ShawnPeezy
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The holocaust.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| rosario |
Posted on 02/03/2012 23:50:48
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GET UR OWN JOKE THREAD THIS MINE!!!! ILL WILL BATTLE U 4 IT!!!!!
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 02/04/2012 08:10:36
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ShawnPeezy
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Two farmers are in a field. One farmer says, 'It's a but windy today, isn't it?' The second farmer does not reply because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA reaper |
Posted on 02/04/2012 09:52:31
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hahaha aw...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE TELL YOU
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| ZA 2 |
Posted on 02/04/2012 17:39:27
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Numpty
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Did anyone else notice in slow's first post it says DAILY as the thread title but in the post it says WEEKLY? XD
and lol.
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 02/04/2012 17:46:56
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ShawnPeezy
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I've noticed this joke:
Why did the French chef commit suicide?
He lost the huile d'olive.
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 02/16/2012 17:22:55
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ShawnPeezy
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I really enjoyed my holiday to Chernobyl.
But ever since I got back, I've had this really strange pain in my wings.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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