you get a talking dog but you never get any sleep because every 5 seconds he'd say one of the following or does one of these actions:
I'm hungry
give me food
i want a toy
play with me!
i want on the bed
*drinks out of toilet*
*howls/barks*
*attacks the cat*
I'm gonna go steal a toy from the dollar tree
I wish I could hack noobs that complained in the server by saying "hack <username>"
she becomes your master, and looks like:
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14500000/Nerd-Katy-the-2010-Teen-Choice-Awards-katy-perry-14599552-500-800.jpg
all the time. she also shrinks to a 34a.