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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 12/04/2012 17:49:23
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Wanker
Posts: 908
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My coworker was at college one day taking a nap. Apparently he had been watching saw all day and when night fell, he was still asleep when his room mate came in, causing him to say:
"Slit his throat, when the dog's dead rip out the key."
This horrified my coworker's room mate that he ran out of the dorm room. The next day he wanted a new room mate. "HE'S GONNA FU***G KILL ME MAN!" |
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| lkshadow |
Posted on 12/04/2012 18:24:05
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Wanker
Posts: 584
Joined: 23.07.12
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LOL!
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| JOSEPH5 |
Posted on 12/05/2012 00:09:24
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1606
Joined: 01.05.12
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lmfaoooo brick
one day, i was pouring water in a bucket to get ready to paint as i was walking to my desk to paint, someone tipped some of their water like 5 mins ago, as i never noticed the spill i slipped on the spill and the water in my bucket went EVERYWHERE. the whole class then laughed their butts off. xD
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| PirateKing |
Posted on 12/05/2012 00:15:53
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Numpty
Posts: 1128
Joined: 01.03.12
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When i was a kid i was realllllly angry at my brothers nd their friends so i grabbed a rock nd i was around 6 lol, so i threw it up at the bottom of the fort they were in. well i didnt know about gravity.....it came back down on my head  lol i had blood everywhere lol but its all good now no damage done haha
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| lkshadow |
Posted on 12/05/2012 16:06:27
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Wanker
Posts: 584
Joined: 23.07.12
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Lol. that has to hurt the rock landing on ur head.
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 12/06/2012 23:32:56
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 5303
Joined: 12.05.11
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This just happened to me this morning:
I left my neighborhood on my bicycle at 5 AM. I was going through a school parking lot as a shortcut. I'm always speeding btw. I was turning a corner, I was almost through the parking lot, one more turn to go.
I see all the white cement "bar" thingy for parking lots, but I didn't see the blue one, which was for handicapped, until the last second. I hit it going very fat, I flew of the bicycle but landed on my feet. I go to my bicycle for any damage, and all I hear is..."hsssssssss". I was like "Omfg my front tire..."
After that I had to walk to Walmart and fix the bicycle after. Bad morning lol |
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| JOSEPH5 |
Posted on 12/07/2012 00:14:11
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1606
Joined: 01.05.12
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aww that tire. lol
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 12/07/2012 21:23:18
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 5303
Joined: 12.05.11
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This just happened today, SAME THING about the bicycle! FFS!!!
I was doing an errand for my friend picking up something, which was about a 10 minute bicycle ride. Well when I was coming back, I was riding on the road about to reach the intersection. The street in front of me, which was perpendicular to the street I'm riding on, was heavy with traffic. So I decided to turn onto the sidewalk.
I was going a little too fast, so when I was getting on the sidewalk parallel to the street I was on before I turned, the sidewalk had a curve to it which goes the other way. I couldn't turn fast enough, so I started breaking while making the turn onto and around the curve. My front wheel slipped onto the grass, and thumps on the side of the sidewalk.
Next thing I heard is a quick "thump" when I hit the sidewalk, and a quick "HSSSSS". In my mind I was like "Oh heeeeeelllllllllllllllll NAH!!!!" I got off, even while dismounting my bicycle I felt something weird. MY NEW TIRE WAS FLAT AGAIN....
FML right? Lol =P |
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| Link |
Posted on 12/07/2012 21:50:35
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 2519
Joined: 20.09.12
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LMAO Brick that sucks xD
I WILL BREAK YOUR POTS AND STEAL YOUR RUPEES
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 12/08/2012 04:04:15
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 5303
Joined: 12.05.11
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I know!! ^ But it's not that funny when I have to keep spending the little money I have lol |
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| JOSEPH5 |
Posted on 12/08/2012 05:00:41
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1606
Joined: 01.05.12
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lmfaoo brick TWICE. that SUCKS. oh well, shit happens.
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| lkshadow |
Posted on 12/15/2012 13:30:41
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Wanker
Posts: 584
Joined: 23.07.12
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Looool Anyway one day i was playing halo 4 and it was on this one mission that every time i got off a freakin ghost i would blow up
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| Link |
Posted on 12/15/2012 13:36:07
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 2519
Joined: 20.09.12
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Lol Shadow. Do you get blown up often?
I WILL BREAK YOUR POTS AND STEAL YOUR RUPEES
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| lkshadow |
Posted on 12/25/2012 14:13:38
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Wanker
Posts: 584
Joined: 23.07.12
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Actually yeah i do i hate nades. Hmmmm oh so i was playing on heroic halo 4 the other day and i thought the b button was the throw a nade instead its the crouch button and i ended up getting stuck
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 12/25/2012 14:26:17
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 9035
Joined: 31.07.11
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Not entirely heroic.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 12/25/2012 19:39:20
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 5303
Joined: 12.05.11
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I love how people camp on Longest map at nade spawn, and every time one throws a fail nade, they start panicking. LOL!!! |
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| RAGE |
Posted on 12/26/2012 09:47:39
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Member
Posts: 194
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I was getting some cereal one morning, i had the bowl in my right hand, i opened the fridge door & en empty box fell on my head.. i was like yeh ok, but then a cat came flying down onto my arm, causing me to drop the bowl & for it to smash -.- it was the last of the cereal  |
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| Saviour |
Posted on 12/26/2012 10:37:01
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Numpty
Posts: 1352
Joined: 05.10.11
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Looool Anyway one day i was playing halo 4 and it was on this one mission that every time i got off a freakin ghost i would blow up
lkshadow wrote:
Actually yeah i do i hate nades. Hmmmm oh so i was playing on heroic halo 4 the other day and i thought the b button was the throw a nade instead its the crouch button and i ended up getting stuck
kamikaze ?
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| JP |
Posted on 12/26/2012 10:40:49
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 3379
Joined: 10.01.12
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I was in some christmas thingy that here where I live we do, and later after we finished some persons started giving snacks and me and my friends went to the line for waiting for the food. When was my turn, there was a woman with one snack and had her arm stretched so.. I took her food and she was like wtf? I dont give the snacks, when was my friend's turn, she looked at him, kicked him and took his food XD |
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| BloodBrother |
Posted on 12/26/2012 17:25:06
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Senior Member
Posts: 388
Joined: 06.12.12
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3yrs ago I was working at local pool as a lifeguard. So, I am just sitting in the lifeguard chair watching people swim and making sure everyone is safe and sound. Next thing I know I have this inferno going on in my lifeguard trunks, more specifically, the tip of the male baby maker  I can't really do anything about because I have to watch the pool for the rest of my rotation. So I grab myself and squeeze as inconspicuously as possible to try and ease the pain. After a moment I stand up on the stand to see if that would help. As I stand up a, now dead yellow jacket falls out of my shorts. It stung me where the sun don't shine and it was one of the top 10 most painful things of my life ahaha. I was also freaking out because it started to swell a little and I was worried that I wouldn't be able to pee. Fortunately,I could successfully pee  . Needless to say I was a little more cautious of bees.
"Luceo Non Uro" means I Shine, not Burn
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