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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/20/2012 09:45:44
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ShawnPeezy
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard . The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk..
The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk .
We shall now show you the way to the sound..
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door ...
The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight
.. But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk. |
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| ninja |
Posted on 05/20/2012 11:10:51
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How do I become a monk?
My brain is open.
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 05/20/2012 11:50:09
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ninja wrote:
How do I become a monk?
get xbox and live. and black ops. and get all zombies map. then try to beat me on ANY MAP....when i dont lag at all... good luck. |
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 05/20/2012 15:12:50
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ShawnPeezy
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ninja wrote:
How do I become a monk?
You must travel the earth and tell the monks how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk. |
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| ninja |
Posted on 05/20/2012 15:25:46
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It changes constantly. I'd never be able to say the number because by the time I've finished speaking it will have changed.
E: Plan B: Blow up the world and say 0.
Edited by ninja on 05/20/2012 15:26:22
My brain is open.
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 05/20/2012 15:42:28
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ShawnPeezy
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I love that joke, Numpty! I got my entire class to hate me with it. You can usually stretch it out to a page or three.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA reaper |
Posted on 05/20/2012 18:15:07
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impressive
How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Zombies can't fit in a light bulb and they don't screw.
No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!
riddle me this
A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body.How was he murdered?
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 05/20/2012 18:25:14
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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sunroof
and the butler did it
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| ZA reaper |
Posted on 05/20/2012 18:37:14
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acceptable actual answer is his dog and convertible
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 05/20/2012 21:11:31
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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A convertible is like a giant sunroof. close enough!
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 05/20/2012 22:06:30
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ZA reaper wrote:
impressive
How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Zombies can't fit in a light bulb and they don't screw.
No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!
riddle me this
A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body.How was he murdered?
window was down. n jeep of topless ladies(of age) was going by which made him turn his body facing open window
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| Carnage |
Posted on 05/21/2012 01:16:14
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Raz the riddle scenario clearly states that the windows were all up...so you fail.
And the correct answer would be: with a bullet. He was murdered with a bullet.
you should have asked WHO killed him not how.
Edited by Carnage on 05/21/2012 01:17:31
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends
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| Dudeman |
Posted on 05/21/2012 02:40:32
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Numpty There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. Where is the sound coming from 
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| ZA reaper |
Posted on 05/21/2012 06:35:07
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lies i just accidently lburnt my grass
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 05/21/2012 19:21:24
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ShawnPeezy
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Wow that is so freaking easy. I live in Miami, murder is everywhere. Miami is where people disappear.
He was in a soft-top convertible with the roof down, so he was shot from the back. |
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| Levi |
Posted on 08/10/2012 18:50:43
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Wanker
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soooo, how many pancakes fit on the roof?
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| ODST |
Posted on 10/03/2012 20:43:34
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What is the pirates favorite letter?
Don't look it up!
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| JOSEPH5 |
Posted on 10/04/2012 02:04:17
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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i dont get the answer "purple because aliens dont wear hats"????
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| Joshkl2013 |
Posted on 10/04/2012 10:00:57
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Numpty
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Pretty sure that Pirate told me his favourite letter was G. Don't quote me on that, though.
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| Levi |
Posted on 10/04/2012 10:27:30
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Wanker
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A letter in a bottle? >.>
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