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Corrupt-A-Wish!!!
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| baconstation |
Posted on 04/20/2011 22:34:26
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Numpty
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school goes by so fast you learn nothing and are a poor hobo for the rest of your life
i wish my money would multiply by the second
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| SoD hobo |
Posted on 04/20/2011 22:56:16
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it does but the money is counterfeit and you go to prison for life
i wish for god to prove his existance
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| ZA Buckshot |
Posted on 04/23/2011 09:20:12
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"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with the nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen it to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing."
I wish I wasn't awake so early.
 
 
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 04/23/2011 15:08:45
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ShawnPeezy
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it wasnt off topic. he was corrupting hobos wish. |
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 04/23/2011 15:55:19
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
Joined: 30.12.10
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Unfortuanately for Sarge, Red agrees.
I wish i would have screwed the cap on the monster tighter, now its flat >.<
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| ZA Buckshot |
Posted on 04/23/2011 18:07:09
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Returning to an earlier point in time, you remind the historic you to screw on the cap tightly and return to your own time period. Unfortunately, the next time you remove the cap to drink it, the can slips from your hand and empties onto the floor.
I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick...
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 04/24/2011 00:48:18
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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Yet sarge is unfortunately ignored as red laughs with delight!  With a change of fate, shotguns girlfriend gets better, but he himself caught her sickness.
I wish i had an extra $10 to get Fallout New Vegas for PC...
Edited by ZA RedXlll on 04/24/2011 00:50:45
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| ZA Wunder Rofl |
Posted on 04/27/2011 17:31:12
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you get $10 but realize it was stolen and now you are being chased by the police
i wish that i didnt have braces...
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 04/27/2011 17:35:50
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 4430
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Your braces come out... along with all your teeth
i wish spring break was longer cuz this week is going by SUPER fast |
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| Rabidtaco |
Posted on 04/27/2011 18:25:19
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Senior Member
Posts: 305
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OffTopic: You guys are still on spring break?
OnTopic: Time slows down for the week...Then you realize that time itself has slowed down forever, causing everyone to become slow. Who want's a slow, boring life?
I wish my money would quadruple by the second.
Member of ZÅ Feb. 19th, 2010 - May 15th, 2011
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 04/27/2011 19:02:08
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 4430
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off topic if time slowed down for everyone, you wouldnt know it
Your money quadruples every second but it is all counter-fit and so you go to jail.
I wish hunting season would hurry up and get here and that I kill at least 2 deer this year |
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 04/27/2011 20:56:37
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you kill 2 deer then get arrested because those were the last 2 deer on earth
i wish my stupid profile would update without me having to change my password |
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 04/27/2011 20:59:04
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ShawnPeezy
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it does but then it gets rid of your password w/o u knowing and ppl get on and mess up everything and change ur pass on you so u cant get on.
I wish i wasnt so bored |
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 04/27/2011 21:02:33
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you find ssomething interesting to do....then you fall into a coma (twas lazy again xD)
i wish you didnt kill the last 2 deer on earth :3
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 04/27/2011 21:02:33
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you find ssomething interesting to do....then you fall into a coma (twas lazy again xD)
i wish you didnt kill the last 2 deer on earth :3
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 04/27/2011 23:56:31
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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But both of the last 2 deer were girls.
I wish my disk drive didn't herp out on me.
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| ZA Buckshot |
Posted on 04/28/2011 18:53:48
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You only think it herped out. But in all actuality, it gave you herpes.
I wish my car wasn't a jalopy.
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| ZA Wunder Rofl |
Posted on 04/28/2011 19:16:41
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its not a jalopy but instead turns out to be a super fast viper that you stole from the president
i wish that my teeth didnt hurt
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 04/28/2011 19:17:49
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ShawnPeezy
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ALL your teeth fall out and then you get constant migraines.
I wish noobs would not tell me how to make sigs. |
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 05/02/2011 21:48:22
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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But you later find out that theres a hidden option to ban those who tell you how.
I wish i could get a newer power supply for this computer.
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